Mr. Snitch

This according to Michelle Malkin: http://michellemalkin.com/2011/09/13/obama-launches-another-snitch-police-squad/

Mr. Snitch

(based on You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch)

You're a mean one, Mr. Snitch
You really aren't for real!
You're as sneaky as a ferret
Over-reaching your appeal
Mr. Snitch!
You're so bad Obama!
Failure is a done deal!

You're so slimy, Mr. Snitch!
Who reports to you the dope?
To secure your next election
You seek info on your foes
Mr. Snitch!
I wouldn't help you
For a big barrel filled up with gold!

You're a Marxist, Mr. Snitch
Looking for the master race!
You have all the power of office
With a 'football' in a case
Mr. Snitch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the football! Just in case!

You're not truthful, Mr. Snitch!
You attract the scum and flies!
You are quick to scare the Seniors
Social programs in demise
Mr. Snitch!
The three words that best describe you
are as follows, and I quote:
Liar, Lying, Lies

You're a stinker, Mr. Snitch!
You're a stuttering, utter bore!
For without your teleprompter
All the citizens would snore!

Mr. Snitch!
Your programs are an appalling mish-mash,
Overflowing with the most inept bloated bureacracy imaginable,
Strangling the economy and speeding to a big crash!

You're a sly one, Mr. Snitch!
You have darkness in your soul.
When you speak you sound so folksy
Staring daggers down your nose
Mr. Snitch!
You're an arrogant, Marxist, hater of anything American,
And it's time you should Go!

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Enemy of the State

From law suits against our own (Arizona) to destroying our economy with unsustainable governmental growth (Obamacare), Obama is an enemy of our ship of state. Here is a re-write of one of my parodies from page 309 of my book Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies, A Tea Party Songbook for the New Revolution. Still on sale at your favorite bookstore!

I'm An Enemy of the State, I Am

(Based on Herman's Hermits' hit song "I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am")

I'm 'n Enemy of the State, I am.

Enemy of the State, I am I am

I got Congress into crisis galore!

Raise the ceiling all I want is More

And every one is an enemy

I wouldn't trust the Senate for a plan

I'm your POTUS now, and an enemy

Enemy of the State I am I am

Enemy of the State I am.

I'm 'n Enemy of the State, I am

Enemy of the State, I am I am

Don't you wonder why I've opened the door

To Islamists and Hamas galore?

'Cause every one is our enemy

They don't believe in Freedom, that's my plan!

I'm your POTUS now, and your enemy

Enemy of the State I am I am

Enemy of the State I am.

Yes I am.

The Reverend Mr. Wright

Based on the Classic country song: The Reverend Mr. Black by Johnny Cash from my book of parodies (slightly amended)

[spoken]
He spoke loudly in Chicago he was black and mean
And at first you'd a thought no one could be that obscene
But one look in his church and an ear to his song
Showed a man like Wright to be outright wrong
He was a racist preacher man, and I want you to know
He could preach such hate he could melt the snow.
He married Obama and Michelle, in fact,
And folks all knew his church was just for blacks.
He came off as a hater, not a bit like King
And sometimes in the evening I could hear him sing:

(Chorus)
You gotta walk that hate-filled valley
You gotta walk it with my help
Oh nobody white can walk it for you
You got to walk it with my help.

[spoken]
If ever I thought to join Obama's camp
Thought his 'hope' and 'audacity' made him a champ
I gave that notion up the day
I heard the things his preacher had to say.
It wasn't enough that his wife was not proud
When she criticized our nation before a crowd
But when he thought he was leading the race
Obama spoke up: insulted us to our face!
He showed himself to be a typical mule
And to my way of thinkin' it took a real fool
To say that we were bitter and gun-totin' hacks
But that's what he said, and he cannot take it back!
He'll sink like a rock, that man among men
And we won't tolerate all those insults again
And now with a voice as strong as can be
We'll cut him down like a big old tree when we sing

(chorus)
You gotta stop campaignin' Barry
You gotta stop it by yourself
For ANYBODY else is better than you
Put your campaign upon the shelf.

[spoken]
It's been many years since King and Rosa Parks
And I really think our nation took their cause to heart
I can still hear those inspirational echoes ring
When he emphasized our character, that Reverend Dr. King!
We followed him, yes sir, and we can't regret it
And I only wish Barry would be a credit
To his memory! 'Cause I want you to understand
The U.S.A. is still a great, great land!

(chorus)
We gotta get a better leader
We gotta raise a better plan

Our Constitution a firm foundation
And the U.S.A. will shine again!

~copyright material from Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies, A Tea Party Songbook for the New Revolution, page 99-100

He's so Shady

Well, I almost didn't do this, tired of hearing about Weiner, but now I hear that his resignation might only be 'exploratory!" had to do it. Thanks Lura!

Based on "She's A Lady" made famous by Tom Jones

Well he's all Dems ever want
He's a Congressman that flaunts his little weener
Well on Twitter or My Space
With No Style and no Grace, he's just a Weiner
He's so shady. Whoa whoa whoa, he's so shady
Talking about that Weiner-gate-y
And that Weiner just whines!
Well you knew just what he'd say
He got hacked the other day, somebody messing
Won't you leave the guy alone? He has nothing to atone! Now he's confessing.
He's so shady, Whoa whoa whoa. He's so Shady
Talkin' about the pictures made-he, and the Weiner just whines.
Well the Twitters didn't show us much, what was he abusing?
Tweeting to a bunch of girls, what the heck's he using?
What he's got's not hard to find, and I think he's a loser
Help him find the exit door and send him on his way...hey hey hey.
Well we know what he's about,
Even liberals want him out, and that's amazing
We've seen more in just one view
And he must know what to do, and that's no hazing
He's so shady! Whoa whoa whoa. He's so shady.
Talkin' about that Weiner-Gate-y, and the Weiner just whines.
Yeah yeah yeah He's so Shady
Listen to me baby, He's so Shady
Whoa whoa whoa, He's so Shady
And the Weiner just whines
Yeah yeah yeah He's so shady
Talkin about this Weiner-gate-y
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa and the Weiner just whines
Yeah yeah He's so Shady
And the Weiner just whines.

Parody of Superstition (Stevie Wonder)

From Page 249 of my book Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies, A Songbook for the New Revolution. From Stevie Wonder's song: Superstition

Now It's a Recession!
A Paddy Whack

(Cue Drums and Funky music!)
Now it's a Recession! This guy's off the wall
Says it's a Depression! Stimulus for all
Trillion dollar Bail-out! broke the middle class
Sixty years of Bad Debt, the good things all are past

When you believed in Hope, what you don't understand
We all Suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way.

Isn't he audacious? Watch his bait and switch
Don't you see the problem? Bail-outs are a bitch
This is like a bad dream, What he does is wrong
He don't wanna save us, But we must stand strong!

When you believed B.O. what you don't understand
Is we'll suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way, yeh yeh

Barry's Great Depression, nothin' more to say
Liberty's Regression, devil's here to stay
Trillion Dollar Bail-Out! Broke the middle class!
Sixty years of Bad Debt, Good things all are past!

When you believed those things, and gave him command
Now we'll suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way. No No No

Before He Cheats (Parody)

Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats' Original Songwriters: Tompkins, Chris; Kear, Josh;

A Paddy Whack©
We Won't Retreat!

Right now we're planning Tea Parties
With a Gadsden Flag
And we're feeling Patriotic
Right now they're probably chugging down
A little KoolAid drink 'cause the Libs are psychotic.
Right now Obama's right beside 'em with a cool trick,
Showin' off but he's a big Dumbo...

And don't he know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

Right now, they're probably up thinking some
Slap-Dash version to deny he's raising taxes
Right now, he's probably saying, "I won."
And we're all thinking that we need to grind our axes.
Right now, he's probably adding on 3 trillion
Worth! But that Debt's a No Go!
Oh and he don't know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

We might just save a little freedom for the rest, Girl!
'Cause the next one that retreats
Oh, you know it won't be me!
No, not me!

'Cause he shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!
Oh maybe next time he'll blink!
We won't retreat!
Oh, we won't retreat...
Oh oh oh...