Mrs. Paddy Too

Mr. Snitch

2011-09-14T06:28:00.000-07:00

This according to Michelle Malkin: http://michellemalkin.com/2011/09/13/obama-launches-another-snitch-police-squad/

Mr. Snitch

(based on You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch)

You're a mean one, Mr. Snitch
You really aren't for real!
You're as sneaky as a ferret
Over-reaching your appeal
Mr. Snitch!
You're so bad Obama!
Failure is a done deal!

You're so slimy, Mr. Snitch!
Who reports to you the dope?
To secure your next election
You seek info on your foes
Mr. Snitch!
I wouldn't help you
For a big barrel filled up with gold!

You're a Marxist, Mr. Snitch
Looking for the master race!
You have all the power of office
With a 'football' in a case
Mr. Snitch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the football! Just in case!

You're not truthful, Mr. Snitch!
You attract the scum and flies!
You are quick to scare the Seniors
Social programs in demise
Mr. Snitch!
The three words that best describe you
are as follows, and I quote:
Liar, Lying, Lies

You're a stinker, Mr. Snitch!
You're a stuttering, utter bore!
For without your teleprompter
All the citizens would snore!

Mr. Snitch!
Your programs are an appalling mish-mash,
Overflowing with the most inept bloated bureacracy imaginable,
Strangling the economy and speeding to a big crash!

You're a sly one, Mr. Snitch!
You have darkness in your soul.
When you speak you sound so folksy
Staring daggers down your nose
Mr. Snitch!
You're an arrogant, Marxist, hater of anything American,
And it's time you should Go!

Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies Available as an E-BOOK

2011-08-02T08:52:00.000-07:00

http://www.authorhouse.com/Bookstore/BookDetail.aspx?BookId=SKU-000266889

Enemy of the State

2011-07-27T09:00:00.000-07:00

From law suits against our own (Arizona) to destroying our economy with unsustainable governmental growth (Obamacare), Obama is an enemy of our ship of state. Here is a re-write of one of my parodies from page 309 of my book Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies, A Tea Party Songbook for the New Revolution. Still on sale at your favorite bookstore!

I'm An Enemy of the State, I Am

(Based on Herman's Hermits' hit song "I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am")

I'm 'n Enemy of the State, I am.

Enemy of the State, I am I am

I got Congress into crisis galore!

Raise the ceiling all I want is More

And every one is an enemy

I wouldn't trust the Senate for a plan

I'm your POTUS now, and an enemy

Enemy of the State I am I am

Enemy of the State I am.

I'm 'n Enemy of the State, I am

Enemy of the State, I am I am

Don't you wonder why I've opened the door

To Islamists and Hamas galore?

'Cause every one is our enemy

They don't believe in Freedom, that's my plan!

I'm your POTUS now, and your enemy

Enemy of the State I am I am

Enemy of the State I am.

Yes I am.

The Reverend Mr. Wright

2011-07-03T08:40:00.000-07:00

Based on the Classic country song: The Reverend Mr. Black by Johnny Cash from my book of parodies (slightly amended)

[spoken]
He spoke loudly in Chicago he was black and mean
And at first you'd a thought no one could be that obscene
But one look in his church and an ear to his song
Showed a man like Wright to be outright wrong
He was a racist preacher man, and I want you to know
He could preach such hate he could melt the snow.
He married Obama and Michelle, in fact,
And folks all knew his church was just for blacks.
He came off as a hater, not a bit like King
And sometimes in the evening I could hear him sing:

(Chorus)
You gotta walk that hate-filled valley
You gotta walk it with my help
Oh nobody white can walk it for you
You got to walk it with my help.

[spoken]
If ever I thought to join Obama's camp
Thought his 'hope' and 'audacity' made him a champ
I gave that notion up the day
I heard the things his preacher had to say.
It wasn't enough that his wife was not proud
When she criticized our nation before a crowd
But when he thought he was leading the race
Obama spoke up: insulted us to our face!
He showed himself to be a typical mule
And to my way of thinkin' it took a real fool
To say that we were bitter and gun-totin' hacks
But that's what he said, and he cannot take it back!
He'll sink like a rock, that man among men
And we won't tolerate all those insults again
And now with a voice as strong as can be
We'll cut him down like a big old tree when we sing

(chorus)
You gotta stop campaignin' Barry
You gotta stop it by yourself
For ANYBODY else is better than you
Put your campaign upon the shelf.

[spoken]
It's been many years since King and Rosa Parks
And I really think our nation took their cause to heart
I can still hear those inspirational echoes ring
When he emphasized our character, that Reverend Dr. King!
We followed him, yes sir, and we can't regret it
And I only wish Barry would be a credit
To his memory! 'Cause I want you to understand
The U.S.A. is still a great, great land!

(chorus)
We gotta get a better leader
We gotta raise a better plan

Our Constitution a firm foundation
And the U.S.A. will shine again!

~copyright material from Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies, A Tea Party Songbook for the New Revolution, page 99-100

He's so Shady

2011-06-20T11:18:00.000-07:00

Well, I almost didn't do this, tired of hearing about Weiner, but now I hear that his resignation might only be 'exploratory!" had to do it. Thanks Lura!

Based on "She's A Lady" made famous by Tom Jones

Well he's all Dems ever want
He's a Congressman that flaunts his little weener
Well on Twitter or My Space
With No Style and no Grace, he's just a Weiner
He's so shady. Whoa whoa whoa, he's so shady
Talking about that Weiner-gate-y
And that Weiner just whines!
Well you knew just what he'd say
He got hacked the other day, somebody messing
Won't you leave the guy alone? He has nothing to atone! Now he's confessing.
He's so shady, Whoa whoa whoa. He's so Shady
Talkin' about the pictures made-he, and the Weiner just whines.
Well the Twitters didn't show us much, what was he abusing?
Tweeting to a bunch of girls, what the heck's he using?
What he's got's not hard to find, and I think he's a loser
Help him find the exit door and send him on his way...hey hey hey.
Well we know what he's about,
Even liberals want him out, and that's amazing
We've seen more in just one view
And he must know what to do, and that's no hazing
He's so shady! Whoa whoa whoa. He's so shady.
Talkin' about that Weiner-Gate-y, and the Weiner just whines.
Yeah yeah yeah He's so Shady
Listen to me baby, He's so Shady
Whoa whoa whoa, He's so Shady
And the Weiner just whines
Yeah yeah yeah He's so shady
Talkin about this Weiner-gate-y
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa and the Weiner just whines
Yeah yeah He's so Shady
And the Weiner just whines.

Parody of Superstition (Stevie Wonder)

2011-04-29T05:55:00.000-07:00

From Page 249 of my book Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies, A Songbook for the New Revolution. From Stevie Wonder's song: Superstition

Now It's a Recession!
A Paddy Whack

(Cue Drums and Funky music!)
Now it's a Recession! This guy's off the wall
Says it's a Depression! Stimulus for all
Trillion dollar Bail-out! broke the middle class
Sixty years of Bad Debt, the good things all are past

When you believed in Hope, what you don't understand
We all Suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way.

Isn't he audacious? Watch his bait and switch
Don't you see the problem? Bail-outs are a bitch
This is like a bad dream, What he does is wrong
He don't wanna save us, But we must stand strong!

When you believed B.O. what you don't understand
Is we'll suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way, yeh yeh

Barry's Great Depression, nothin' more to say
Liberty's Regression, devil's here to stay
Trillion Dollar Bail-Out! Broke the middle class!
Sixty years of Bad Debt, Good things all are past!

When you believed those things, and gave him command
Now we'll suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way. No No No

Before He Cheats (Parody)

2011-04-22T05:07:00.000-07:00

Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats' Original Songwriters: Tompkins, Chris; Kear, Josh;

A Paddy Whack©
We Won't Retreat!

Right now we're planning Tea Parties
With a Gadsden Flag
And we're feeling Patriotic
Right now they're probably chugging down
A little KoolAid drink 'cause the Libs are psychotic.
Right now Obama's right beside 'em with a cool trick,
Showin' off but he's a big Dumbo...

And don't he know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

Right now, they're probably up thinking some
Slap-Dash version to deny he's raising taxes
Right now, he's probably saying, "I won."
And we're all thinking that we need to grind our axes.
Right now, he's probably adding on 3 trillion
Worth! But that Debt's a No Go!
Oh and he don't know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

We might just save a little freedom for the rest, Girl!
'Cause the next one that retreats
Oh, you know it won't be me!
No, not me!

'Cause he shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!
Oh maybe next time he'll blink!
We won't retreat!
Oh, we won't retreat...
Oh oh oh...

Otis Reddings' Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay

2011-04-22T05:00:00.000-07:00

Otis Redding's "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

A Paddy Whack©
Giving to Barack all my Pay

Giving in the morning sun
I'll be giving when the evening comes
Watching the chips roll in
And then watch 'em roll away again

[Refrain]
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watching his lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes.

I lost my home in Georgia
Can't afford the 'Frisco Bay
'Cause I got nothin' to live on
Look like freedom's gonna pass away

So I'm just...
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watch as he lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes

Look like nothing's gonna save me
Everyone still embraces change
Why we do what bad people tell us to do?
Can't we tell 'em to keep the change?

Listen here lessons have shown
That His Holiness won't leave us alone
Two Thousand years and some
Just to make Barack the One?

Now, I'm just
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watching his lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes

MOORE

2011-03-09T08:49:00.000-08:00

MOORE: A Paddy Whack

From the Song (Frank Sinatra/Bobby Darin) More than the Greatest Love

by Marcello Ciorciolini, R. Ortolani, N. Oliviero

Moore is the greatest fool the world has known
When for his words and films will he atone?
Moore has a simple-minded thing to say
He only lives to lie to you each day

Moore is a propaganda tool
He's a liberal lying fool
He has lost all reason
Lying, screaming, nearly treason

Longer than fairy tales his nose would grow
If only Disneyland could make it so
He has an Oscar so he thinks
Everyone his Kool-aid drinks
But I do not wish for Moore!

Moore made his fame upon the death of truth

Made fame and fortune on the death of youth
From Columbine to Cuba he has spun
Films that will say we have no need of guns

Moore rich beyond belief
He says wealth creates more grief
We all should revile the wealthy
Cuba's way will make us healthy

Our liberty has stayed a long, long time
But with this dumbing down we're in decline
I know a Marxist when he speaks
And his message simply reeks
No I don't want more Mike Moore!

Shuffle Off to Buffalo (with a twist)

2011-01-03T06:38:00.001-08:00

Just for fun. A non-political parody! (Didn't know I had it in me, didya?) This happened quite by accident over the weekend. A moment of hilarity from a comment by my dearest friend. I think I'd like this played at my funeral someday. (I always wanted to know how to tap dance...maybe someday....)

To the tune of Shuffle Off to Buffalo
original lyrics by Hal Kemp

a Paddy Whack

Won't you step up to my casket
It's the only time I'll ask it
Now it's dust to soil
Oooh Oooh Oooh
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle off this mortal coil.

No Viagra or Cialis

Needed in my brand new palace
Ain't that apropos?
oooh oooh Oooh!
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle to that golden glow.

Today, Grim Reaper paid a visit
And made the outcome crystal clear
Just a moment quite exquisite
But you can join me later, dear.

Now I'm singing like Cole Porter
No more home of bricks and mortar
'Cause it's time to go
oh oh oh
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle off and do-si-do.

You might think that I'm just napping
But in Heaven I'll be tapping
Dancing heel-to-toe
oh oh oh
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle off so, Cheerio!

Blue Hawaii (Blew Hawaii)

2010-12-01T11:52:00.000-08:00

"Washington (CNN) -- President Barack Obama is considering at least a short delay to the start of his holiday vacation in Hawaii so he can try to work out a deal with congressional Republicans on the Bush tax cuts that expire December 31, CNN has learned.

Two senior administration officials tell CNN the White House has been getting signals that the lame duck session of Congress could drag on past December 18, when the president is scheduled to depart for Hawaii.

Obama has privately said he is willing to stay in Washington until Christmas Eve if necessary to finish the contentious debate over taxes, the officials said.

While administration officials do not expect that Obama will have to stay in town until Christmas Eve, which he did last year because of health care reform, they believe there could be a delay of at least a couple of days."

Blew Hawaii (Made famous by Elvis)
A Paddy Whack

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Those mid-terms now are past
And Lame-Duck's chappin' my ass

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Now it is my last chance
To nail things down.

Don't you see, they should all consider me
Why should we... delay our plans?

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Just one more DREAM will do
And then I'll fly

to HI

it's true.

AMERICA

2010-11-23T05:43:00.000-08:00

Original AMERICA Written by: neil diamond

AMERICA

a Paddy Whack

Far
We're not travelling far
TSA's wrong
I think I'll take the car

FREE
We no longer live free
All our liberties lost
Bye American Dream

In the fields and on the planes
It's coming to America
Losing what we fought to gain
It's coming to America

Home, now it seems so far away
No one traveling there today
It's the eye of the storm
It's the eye of the storm

Rome, once a new and shiny place
Of its grandeur not a trace
Coming here so be warned
Coming here so be warned

Everywhere around the world
They're laughing at America
Terror Lemmings of the world
They're laughing at America

Got a dream I'd like to share
We must preserve America
To fight the Left I pledge and swear
We must preserve America

We must preserve America
We must preserve America
We must preserve America
We must preserve America
Today, Today, today, today, today

My country's liberty
(today)
Now under tyranny
(today)
Of thee I sing
(today)
Let Freedom Ring!
(Today)

Bend At the Spine, If you Decline

2010-11-18T05:59:00.000-08:00

Johnny Cash's I WALK THE LINE

Bend at the Spine, If you Decline!
A Paddy Whack

They keep a close watch on this airport line
They keep their eyes wide open all the time
And if you Opt Out TSA's guideline
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

Our Constitution makes this very clear
No search and seizure! Fourth Amendment here!
Who is the cause of all this strife and fear?
At the airline, freedom resign.

As sure as liquid's wet and files are sharp
No comfort food or tools, they must depart
Take off your shoes because they aren't so smart
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

If you are Arab, or wear a hijab
You are exempt, it's not the screener's job
Napolitano's orders are macabre
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

They keep a close watch on your private parts
And if you opt out frisk and search will start
Two hours to clear the line til you depart
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

Here we come a Wassailing - a parody

2010-11-01T07:16:00.001-07:00

Here We Come A Borrowing
a Paddy Whack

Here we come a-borrowing
Because we are so 'green'
Here we come a squandering
The A-mer-i-can Dream.

Debt for all comes to you
Tax for all your children too
And we'll rob you, and send you
Where Rome has gone before
Vote us out or we will be back for more.

Here we come a-cowering
Free speech is in our sights
Here we come a-glowering
At the 'extremist' Right.

Debt for all comes to you
Tax for all your children too
And we'll rob you, and send you
Where Rome has gone before
Vote us out or we will be back for more.

Because of You

2010-10-22T06:09:00.000-07:00

BECAUSE OF YOU

Original Artist: Tony Bennett
Billboard # 1 for 10 weeks in 1951-52
Original Words and Music by A. Hammerstein and D. Wilkinson
From the 1940 movie "I Was An American Spy"

BECAUSE OF ME

(As sung by Obama, Pelosi and Reid)
A Paddy Whack

Because of me our health care's in decline
Because of me there's a new party line
Because of me the dye is cast
Free land of Liberty is past
Those cars now, those czars now are mine.

You'll only live with the power I decree
No paradise now, No land of the free
Because of me the USA's in debt
And you can bet,
Because of me

------ instrumental break ------

You'll only live with the power I decree
No paradise now, No land of the free
Because of me the USA's in debt
And you can bet,
Because of me

the Bonanza Theme

2010-10-06T10:13:00.000-07:00

A Paddy Whack!

The Bonanza Theme

We count the days
Til we erase the phrase
Obama!
Now we can Hope
To overthrow this joke
Voting for Liberty

Voters high
Vengance nigh
Soon they'll lose their seat!
No more Lies
Freedom Flies
When they taste defeat!

Here we stand
At the crossroads for our grand
Old Nation!
If we don't
Send the message: No We Won't
We'll lose our Liberty

Don't hesitate
Marxists waiting at the gate
Remember!
Get out and vote
I am done with Barry's Hope
Preserve our Liberty!

For the One Nation March

2010-09-30T06:59:00.000-07:00

From the Finale ONE A Chorus Line

[One Nation Marchers]

One March upon our nation
No more baby-step mistakes
One March for we Progressives
We'll do all that it takes
One March On Washington, We're here to see it through
You know Those TEA Party marches were just Doo-Doo

He walks into a room
And you know
He's uncommonly bright, healthy physique
His teleprompter will help him to speak
He walks into a room
and you know from his
Arrogant pose, mouth in a curl
He's the Duke of Hurl
Bowl-ing,
Can't, Help,
All of his qualities bemoan-ing.
Where is his charisma when he's a
Tax Money-laundering, socialist gambler?

One moment with Obama
And we're sure he'll pass the test
And we'll soon restrain the rest
No Guns! Son!

Ooooh! My! Communist intention
Do I really have to mention?
He's the One?!

[TEA Party]

One? What a silly notion
We've been marching all year long
One? such a big commotion
To bad they are all wrong!
One March and suddenly they think we'll all agree
One March and they think their coffee's as good as TEA!

One! Moment left for Congress
'Cause we think they failed the test.
Voting day will put to rest
EACH ONE
Son!

Oooh! Sigh! They have our attention
Do...I...really have to mention?
He's No 'One?'

Circle of Life Parody: Our Great Liberty

2010-09-25T03:44:00.000-07:00

From my book! Try it, you'll like it! Parody of Circle of Life (Lion King) Elton John and Tim Rice

Our Great Liberty
A Paddy Whack

[chant]
Come on our life is just so sweet here
Oh yes, the USA's a leader
(repeat)

[begin music]
From the day we arrived in this nation
Where from many, we became One
We've loved liberty and equality
To defend our home has got to be done!

There's too much at stake to surrender
For defense, we must remain strong
Hold your banners high
Say "Live Free or Die"
Raise your voice in pledge and in song!

We enjoy living free
And it lifts us all
From despair and hope
With faith and love
Til a beacon we'll be
The whole world yearning
For our Freedom!
Our Great Liberty!

We enjoy living free
And it lifts us all
From Despair into Hope
With Faith and Love!
Til a beacon we'll be
The whole world yearning
For our Freedom!
Our Great Liberty!

ROCK THE VOTE!

2010-09-21T06:32:00.000-07:00

Rock the Vote
From: Hues Corporation #1 Hit "Rock the Boat"

A Paddy Whack

So we'd like to show that, we have emotion
So we'd like to show that, we have the notion

To Rock the Vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the vote, we'll tip the Dems over
Rock the vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the Vo-oh-oh-oh-ote!

Ever since the U.S.A. began
We've fought to keep this strong and prosperous land
She has been our hope from sea to shining sea
Our strength is in our nation that will set you free

Our country needs our love and devotion

We must halt the loss of liberty that is now in motion!

So we'd like to show that, we have emotion
So we'd like to show that, we have the notion

To Rock the Vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the vote, we'll tip the Dems over
Rock the vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the Vo-oh-oh-oh-ote!

Our ship of state has sailed through every storm
And we want someone who'll steer her safely from now on

Oh we need to keep her strong and bold and free

Don't let it drift away, you hear? When TEA Party is YOU.

Our Country needs our love and devotion

We must halt the loss of Liberty that is now in motion!

So we'd like to show that, we have emotion
So we'd like to show that, we have the notion

To Rock the Vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the vote, we'll tip the Dems over
Rock the vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the Vo-oh-oh-oh-ote!

Try in November

2010-09-20T13:56:00.000-07:00

Music: Harvey Schmidt
Lyrics: Tom Jones
Book: Tom Jones
Premiere: Tuesday, May 3, 1960

Try In NOvember
A Paddy Whack

Try in November, it's time to remember
When We were Free. No Flags were Yellow
Try in November, it's time to remember
When we all drank that Kool-Aid Jello
Try in November, It's Time to Remember
When all we elected that shallow fellow
Try in November, and if you remember
Then Swallow.

Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow Swallow, swallow, swallow swallow.

Try to remember, that vote last November
That made us weep into our pillow
Try to remember, that Vote last November
That Dream of Hope a peccadillo
Try to remember the kind of November
When Tea Was a Party about to Billow
Try to remember ! Drink TEA this November
And Swallow!

Swallow (repeats)

Seek this November, we all must remember
Although you know B.O. Will 'foller'
Seek in November, we all must remember
Without a vote we all must 'swaller'
Seek in November a kinder December
And Fire the Pretender that made us 'holler'
Seek this November
We all must Remember
And swallow!

A lullaby for my friends.

2010-09-17T07:11:00.000-07:00

Based on Little Surfer Girl by the Beach Boys
Written especially for Jen, Justin and Jack on the occasion of Jack's birth.

Precious Little One (a lullaby)

Welcome precious little one
Made our hearts come all undone
Welcome precious, welcome little one

(little one, our precious little one)

I have waited for so long
Just to find this love so strong
Welcome precious, welcome little one

(little one, little one)

We're gonna face the world together
Mom and Dad, while you grow
In my arms I will hold you
Always so you'll know

So I say from me to you
You are like a dream come true
I Do Love You, love you little one

(little one, my precious little one)

I love you, ah-ahh (repeat)

Teleprompter Song

2010-09-10T10:38:00.001-07:00

Here is a rework of a song parody from my book.

Teleprompter Song (the Wichita Lineman/Glenn Campbell)

I am Obama's Teleprompter
I'm the brain that you seek
You would laugh if you could hear
Obama, actually speak

You see he is a dandy liar
Prepared answers rule the day
And this great Teleprompter
Tells him what he has to say!!

He never takes me on Vacation
And that suits me just fine
This part-time job is fine with me
I don't need lobster and wine

And I go to every meeting
I stand tall and lead the way
And this Great Teleprompter
Tells him what he has to say!!

This Old House

2010-08-18T05:46:00.000-07:00

This Old House (Original hit by Rosemary Clooney)

THIS OLD HOUSE

A Paddy Whack

This old House once stood for Freedom
This old House once stood for Life
This old House was once a Beacon
On a Hill once filled with Light
This old House once rang with Honor
This Old House heard many shouts
Now it hurls us into darkness
While Pelosi walks about

CHORUS:
Ain’t a gonna need this House No Longer
Ain’t a gonna need this House No More
Ain’t it time to fix the scandals?
Ain’t it Time to Mop the Floor?
Ain’t it Time to dump Pelosi
And some Sanity re-gain?
Ain’t a gonna need this House no longer
We’re gettin’ ready to end the pain

This Old House is a-gettin’ shaky
This Old House ain’t in control
This Old House spends all our money
This Old House has lost its soul
They say readin’ bills is silly
Just you wait: you’ll feel no pain
And they saddle We the People
With a debt we can’t sustain
CHORUS

This Old House is afraid of red-necks
This Old House is afraid of guns
And Pelosi cries and trembles
When the People say we’re done
This Old House supports Obama
This Old House is on the stomp
Just like him for Socialism
But we’re ready to drain the swamp
CHORUS

This Old House thinks we are sleepin’
They don’t know they’re out the door
Else they’d stop their crazy bail-outs
When the people say no more!
But their evil ways are over
We’ll repeal Obamacare
And elect some better people
Whose philosophy we share!
CHORUS

And I Guess That's Why They Call it the News

2010-08-13T08:43:00.000-07:00

Original song: Elton John, Davey Johnstone
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin

I Guess That’s Why they Call it the Blues

I Guess That’s Why they Call it the News

A Paddy Whack

They Dish it Today
They look at it like they are so clever
Between you and me they Can’t honestly say
Left Wings will rule us forever

Just smile for today
Just put those demons aside
And it won’t be long before liberty runs
To that place in our hearts where it abides

And I guess that’s why they call it the news
Time we demand we hear truth from those boobs
Drafting our Children, Living off Others
Trashing reporters that go under cover!
And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

Just spare us some grace
Picture our fate in your hands
Cling to the Second without hesitation
And never forget our great Land

Our U.S.A.
Dies in the night without help
Now more than ever I simply love you
More than I love life itself

And I guess that’s why they call it the news
Time we demand we hear truth from those boobs

Drafting our Children, Living off Others
Trashing reporters that go under cover!
And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

[harmonica interlude]

Our U.S.A.
Dies in the night without help
Now more than ever I simply love you
More than I love life itself

And I guess that’s why they call it the news
Time we demand we hear truth from those boobs
Drafting our Children, Living off Others
Trashing reporters that go under cover!
And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

There are no Strings on Me

2010-08-08T12:11:00.000-07:00

From Pinocchio Harline/Washington
A reprint from my book. Page 299-300

OBAMA:
I've got no strings
That make me dance
They feed me Lines, Give me a Chance
IF I had strings
They'd bury me
You'll see no strings on me

Hi Ho I'm Barry O.
I'm a puppet don't you see?
I want the world to know
Naught should ever worry thee
You'll see no strings
To make you frown
To tip my hand, with-hold my crown
I have wings
And you will see
Those angel wings on me!

DUTCH PUPPET:
I see no strings
To worry me
We love you by the Zuider Zee
Ya Ya Ya
the Germans too
We're in the tank for you.

FRENCH PUPPET:
I see no strings
Qui parle pour vous?
Les Francais voient votre jeu
Je vois des cordes
Juste entre nous
Qui D'autre parle pour vous?

TERRORIST PUPPET:
We in Al Qaeda know
How to make war ebb and flow
We'd like the world to know
Barry should win place and show!
(Chorus)

Reprise from my Book: Get You Some Victimhood!

2010-07-13T09:07:00.001-07:00

From the song "Little Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham and the Pharohs (Ronald Blackwell)

Get You Some Victimhood!
A Paddy Whack©

Owoooooo!
Who's that we see talkin' victimhood?
Why didn't you think that Barry would?
Hey there get you some victimhood
Those prospects look real good
You're everything a big bad liberal could want
Listen to me!

Listen to Hollywood
They all think that Jimmy Carter's good
He's walking to see Mahmoud and Hamas alone
Owooooo!
What big ears you have
The kind of ears that Dumbo has
Why don't you tune in; not cop out
If you won't listen maybe then we'll shout.

What loose lips you have
You hang around with some who're bad
So before you place more Cracker Shame
I think you ought to embrace your middle name!

Some bitter folks have guns to tote
We will need them for our vote
'Cause we don't trust you'll leave our Second Amendment alone.
Owooooo!

Grab you some victimhood
Like the Black Panthers say you should
But we might think they aren't so great so we won't!
Owooooo!

What a big eyes we have
The better to see you plan
Barry Obama-man,
Black or White?
To me you're Tan.

Go on and see naught but race,
Slander us to our face
Maybe you have won the race
But you are a White House disgrace!

Hey there Grab you some Victimhood
Hope sure is sounding good
You're everything that a big bad liberal could want
Owoooo!
I mean Bah!!!!

BAAAAAHHHHH!

Puttin' Down the Ritz

2010-07-09T05:26:00.000-07:00

Shabazz says he hates Crackers and thinks they should kill all cracker babies. He faced no punishment from his billy club intimidation at the voting polls. Where is justice today? This is unadulterated racism and it is all coming from Mr. Shabazz and his ilk. Crackers? Ok. Well Call Me RITZ!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY This is Taco's Puttin' on the Ritz (with the infamous blackface uncensored) From the original song by Irving Berlin.

A Paddy Whack©
Puttin' Down the Ritz!

If you're through
And want to vote
You might want to
Just take a Note
Black Panthers sit
Puttin down the Ritz

Different types
With billy clubs
Profiling Whites
Ain't that the rub
A 'Racist' fits
Puttin' down the Ritz

Dressed up like a poll watching Invader
Trying hard to look just like Darth Vader
Master Baiter

Come, let's fix
Where Panther-fellers
Walk with sticks
Those vote repellers
In their mitts
Puttin' down the Ritz.

Have you seen the voters run?
Billy clubs are like a gun
Taking notes all based on race
Intimidation on their face
Black tams and narrow minded
White folks to them they're blinded
This is not small-time
Shouldn't this be a crime?

If you're through
And want to vote
You might want to
Just take a Note:
Black Panthers sit
Puttin' down the Ritz

Panther types
With billy clubs
Profiling Whites
Ain't that the rub
A 'Racist' fits
Puttin' down the Ritz

Dressed up like a poll watching Invader
Trying hard to look just like Darth Vader
Master Baiter

Come, let's fix
Where Panther-fellers
Walk with sticks
Those vote repellers
In their mitts
Puttin' down the Ritz.

---music & Tap dancing----

Dressed up like a poll watching Invader
Trying hard to look just like Darth Vader
Master Baiter

If you're through
And want to vote
You might want to
Just take a Note:
Black Panthers sit
Puttin' down the Ritz

Puttin' down the Ritz (repeat)

Another One under the Bus

2010-06-15T04:04:00.000-07:00

Queen's Another One Bites the Dust

Another One Under the Bus
A Mrs. Paddy Whack ©

B.O. Walks on down the street
With his limp wrists and his coat
Ain't no sound but the click of his feet
Teleprompter ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
And a photo-op with Joe for a treat!
Over New York's Air Force One
But no Pix are released!

[Pop Pop Pop]
One more under the Bus
[Pop Pop Pop]
One more under the Bus
And another one's gone, and another one's gone
One more under the Bus!

Hey he's gonna get you too!
Another one's under the Bus!
How do you think we're gonna get along?
But it's True! He's all wrong!
He's taken us for everything that we had
And tricked us all along!
Make you happy? are you glassy-eyed?
How long can you stand the creep?
Out of the White House no leadership
Just a Carter Repeat!

[Chorus]
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus

There are plenty of ways we can save our land
And take away his crown!
We can whack him, attack him, we can take a stand
Believe me he's a clown!
And I'm ready, yes I'm ready for this
I'm ready to deploy the fleet!
Out of the White House new Leadership
We need a corps d'elite!

[Chorus]

Kalamazoo

2010-06-08T08:45:00.000-07:00

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/06/07/student_sitting_behind_obama_falls_asleep_during_commencement_address.html

Kalamazoo
A Paddy Whack©

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H
I'm gonna speak in Kalamazoo
I'm gonna boast
Because I'm the most in Kalamazoo
(zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

Tears they will cry
my my I'm a boob
Soon he's asleep
Does he think I'm a 'bleep'
in Kalamazoo?
(zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

My teleprompter's wired, but I'm just a liar
Like everyday
Is he snorin'?
Secret Service warnin'
"Wake up, Mr. Student" Everything's OK,
A-L-A-M-A-Z-O
Oh, what a speech! a real pile of poo
I'll put a lid
On that sleepy-faced kid
I know what to do

I'm goin' to lie again
I'll be the biggest Hit in Kalamazoo
(Zoo, zoo) (Zoo, zoo, zoo, Kalamazoo)

K (K) A (A) L-A-M-A-Z-O
(Oh, oh, oh, oh what a speech, a real pile of poo)
(I know I'm a bore but don't let that kid snore in Kalamazoo)
(Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)
(Kalamazoo)!!

McNamara's Band

2010-05-21T05:29:00.000-07:00

From my book: a Parody of McNamara's Band made famous by Bing Crosby, with a few modifications.

His Names' Barack Obama
a Paddy Whack©

His name's Barack Obama, and he thinks he's something grand
Although he's now the President he came from Lincoln Land
He uses teleprompters and with them he sounds a treat
But when he stumbles off the cuff, he chews on his two feet.

Oh he speaks of change, freedom he'll exchange
and our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan

Right now he's still rehearsin' for some very tough campaigns
A Liberal celebration, the Progressives call for change
When he campaigns for others it is such a sight to see!
They Say, "I never thought Obama'd lose this race for me!"

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.

Oh remember Jeremiah, it's from Trinity he came
He rants and raves, Obama gave him up to his great shame
And everyone from Rezko to Bill Ayers and Dorhn are crooks
Obama's friends, and in the end, it's him that cooks the books

Oh he says he'll save the planet and with Gore he wears the green
Now Cap and Trade is tailor made for deficits obscene
And then when our energy goes through the roof
We'll blame those bureaucrats!
But, by Jiminy I don't want to be his proletariat!

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.

Defeat Goes On

2010-05-20T03:17:00.000-07:00

Poster courtesy of Juana Moreau!

Sonny & Cher's The Beat Goes On

Defeat Goes On!
A Paddy Whack©

Chorus:
Defeat goes on,
Defeat goes on
Voters sent incumbents down the drain
La de da de de, la de da de da

Pennsylvania heard the rage, uh huh
History has turned the page, uh huh
Coakley, Deeds, are not the thing, uh huh
Specter, Corzine, no more kings, uh uh

Chorus

The voters now are super smart, uh huh
Revolution's got its start, uh huh
The 'angry mob' is marching as to war
Politically the TEA folks say "No More!"

Chorus

Protests, campaign chests, you get the gist
TEA support for Marco and dumping Crist
The liars keep talking faster all the time
Obama says "hey buddy, lyin' ain't a crime"

And Defeat goes on!
Defeat goes on!
Voters sent incumbents down the drain
la de da de de, la de da de da

How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

2010-05-06T04:55:00.000-07:00

Ann Coulter's article today painted a great picture of Obama's lap-dog posture with regard to Islamists and other foreign leaders who are not our friends.

It inspired this parody. Thanks Ann.

Patti Page's How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Now, Who Put Obama in the White House?
A Paddy Whack©

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail?
Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

He just took a trip to California
He dropped by the Delta as well
If he had been Bush they would be screamin'
That oil spill is beyond the pale

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

I read in the paper 'bout Obama [cough, cough]
And how he said we are to blame
With redistribution his agenda
Our country will ne'er be the same.

I don't want Obama in the White House
I don't want apology tours
I don't want his bowing- it's disgraceful
And the cash that I earn is not Yours!

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [barf, barf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now, who put Obama in the White House?
I do hope Obama derails.

Arizona

2010-05-03T07:12:00.000-07:00

Arizona by Mark Lindsay

Arizona
A Paddy Whack©

They must have read the Constitution
They must have heard us say
Shoutin' that we need a sovereign border
Illegal entrance stay
They say they believe in Jefferson and Madison
And Laws with no trace of gray
And all they can do is laugh at her
Profile immigrants is underway!

Arizona, shake off Obama's rage
Arizona, have another look at the world, my myyy
Arizona, step up those alien raids
Arizona, close down that old highway

Mmmmmm Tip off the Feds
They're failing to protect the nation, Isn't that wild?
'cause legal they ain't
it's not 'race' just a little constraint!
Arizona, They scoff at what you do
Arizona, Shut down that old highway!

(Instrumental)

Follow their lead in California
Let Brewer guide the way
Take a strong stand on every border
It's time to have our say
We do all believe in doin' good and brotherhood
And opportunity's our way
But we want our immigrants to do it Legal
Don't you break our laws to stay ay ay

Arizona, shake off Obama's rage
Arizona, have another look at the world, my myyy
Arizona, step up those alien raids
Arizona, close down that old highway

Hey, Arizona, They scoff at what you do
Arizona, we are happy you took the stand, my myyy
Arizona, Shut down invasion blues
Arizona, Shut down that old highway, Go on, hey,
Arizona, shake off Obama's rage...(repeat and fade)

New Tattoo

2010-04-21T06:55:00.000-07:00

Blue Bayou Linda Rondstadt

New Tattoo
A Paddy Whack©

I feel so bad I got a sore behind
I’m so tender; lost my mind
Since I sought a parlor this time
Called New Tattoo

Shaving tickles my behind
Working where the sun don’t shine
Tattoo artist says I’ll be fine
At New Tattoo!

I’m goin’ back someday
Come what may

To New Tattoo
Where the inks are blue
Green and yellow too
They’ll tattoo you
Some have broken hearts
On their body parts
If I could only see
What I put on my bum
I feel so dumb
Oh what could it be?

Wonder what I thought would be right?
When I stumbled in there tonight
Drinking beer and shooters’ a blight
At New Tattoo

Shaving tickles my behind
Working where the sun never shines
Really think I blew it this time
At New Tattoo

I’m going back someday
Come what may
To New Tattoo
Gonna find the shot
That his camera got
Of my ass too!
When I find the truth
I got at that booth
I hope I’ll be relieved
That it isn’t obscene
Maybe just a dream
No permanent deed

[musical interlude]

I just hope I find
A bare behind
No tattooed moon
Or a heart applied
Or some sweet day
Gonna take away
This tattoo I hide
Well now I’m warning you
Don’t you be blue

‘bout New Tattoo

Read It!

2010-04-13T10:27:00.000-07:00

"Beat It" Michael Jackson had a hit with Beat It. In the wake of all the Unconstitutional legislation and the 'pass the bill so we can find out what's in it." Here's my version, as a warning to all those running for office.

Read It!

A Paddy Whack©

[1st verse]
We told them don’t you ever vote Obamacare
Don’t wanna ‘socialize,’ you’d better lend an ear!
The fire’s in our eyes, and our words are real clear
Just Read it, Just Read it!

[2nd verse]
You’re gonna run? You better listen right here
We want a Patriot, no freedoms disappear!
The fire’s in our eyes and our words are real clear
Just Read it, th’Constitution, Man!

[chorus]
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it
Just Read it
Just Read it
Just Read it

[3rd verse]
We’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t be Obama’s toy and push his Marxist plan!

You wanna survive, Better do what you can
Just Read it, Just Read it

[4th verse]
You need to show us that you’re fully prepared
You’re playing with our lives, this ain’t no truth or dare
They’ll trick you, and they'll bribe you,
Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
So Read it, th’Constitution, Man!

[chorus]
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it (echo)
Read it, read it, read it
Read it, read it, read it

(repeat Chorus)

If I Had a Stammer

2010-03-29T09:18:00.000-07:00

IF I HAD A HAMMER (The Hammer Song)
words and music by Lee Hays and Pete Seeger

If I Had a Stammer
A Paddy Whack©

[Ever notice how Barry Stammers without his teleprompter? Here’s the latest]:

If I had a Stammer
I’d stammer in the Morning
I’d stammer in the Evening
All over this land
I’d stammer out Health Care
I’d stammer Global Warming
I’d stammer out Hope and Change, my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a bong
I’d smoke it in the morning
I’d smoke it in the evening
While I hatched my plans
I’d huff and puff for ego
I’d huff and puff for power
I’d huff and puff that I’m the One, the hope and change you’re needin’
All over this land

If I had a Plan
I’d plan it like Alinsky
I’d plan with Cloward-Piven
All over this land
I’d plan to end freedom
I’d plan to tax your earnings
I’d plan to bring a Marxist State to you and all your children
All over this land

Now I’ve got a stammer,
And I’ve got a bong,
And I’ve got a plan to bring
All over this land.
It’s the stammer of Incompetence
It’s the bong of Arrogance
It’s the plan to bring a Marxist State to you and all your children
All over this land

The Ravin'

2010-03-21T18:06:00.000-07:00

TheRaven by Edgar Allan Poe

The Ravin’ by Mrs. Paddy

Once upon a Congress clearly, while we marched on weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious Patriot-begotten shore,
While we chanted, singing, clapping, suddenly there came a tapping
As of someone fiercely rapping, rapping on their chamber door.
‘Tis some Patriot,’ they muttered, ‘tapping at my chamber door-
Only fools, and nothing more.’

Ah, distinctly I remember it was from that bleak November,
And each Democratic Member wrought their will upon the poor.
Painfully I glimpsed the morrow; - vainly we had sought to borrow
From our Land surcease of sorrow – Standing on the Nation’s floor.
From the base and ignorant maiden, who is Nancy, Barry’s whore.
Shameless there for evermore.

And Obama, sought to woo us, sought his way and looked right through us
Pained us – Changed us with fantastic errors never seen before;
So that now, to keep repeating, Patriots began entreating
Speaking loud and oft repeating, beating on the Chamber doors-
Like inquisitors repeating, ‘Read the Constitution, or-
You’ll be gone,’ and nothing more.

Presently our ire grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
‘Sir’ said I, ‘or Madam, truly your attention I implore;’
But the fact is we were napping, and so gently laid your trapping
And so boldly you were scrapping, scrapping all we loved before,
That I scarce believed you’d do it – Shred the Constitution more!
But you have, and nothing more.

Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, watching die the dreams our children dream no more.
And the silence was unbroken, and the sleeping stayed un-woken,
And the only words there spoken were behind the chamber doors!
Reid and Nancy and Obama murmured back ‘Free? Nevermore’
Only this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, Patriot soul within me burning,
From a riled and angry nation, soon I heard a loud commotion,
‘Surely,’ said I, ‘Surely hear us, you should know you need to fear us;
Tyranny is not a notion, geared to fill us with devotion-
If you’ll stop and think a moment! Hear our pleas are not emotion-
‘Tis our Right, and nothing more!

Listen now, no need to stutter, We’re not riff-raff from the gutter
We are here a last assembly to preserve our nation’s soul
We don’t owe you our attention; you must fail in your intention
To destroy our hallowed nation, Bankruptcy is your clear goal.
We will fight you, we’ll remove you, think you clear of anger’s toll?
You’ll be gone, and something more!

When our Liberty is reeling, and sick hubris you are feeling
By the graves of founding Fathers’ and the Constitution swore
‘Though our battle is but started, soon from your seat you’ll be parted’
Ghastly law to serfdom send us, but we’ll yield you nothing more.
Tell me how you’ll face your nation, all your souls sold like a whore?
List’ the People: “Nevermore!”

I marveled at the stinking process and discourse you sought to boss us
Listened not unto your people – little relevance we bore;
Made no difference that we phoned! We faxed and marched! Will you atone?
We the People have lost patience with the Congress on the Floor
House and Senate both imperial; both corrupt unto the core
Liberty cries; “Nevermore.”

But the Congress and Obama, press upon us one more drama
As if one-sixth of our nation isn’t big enough to score
Sitting with his fingers steepled, ramming healthcare on the people
Setting up a monster program; geared to gut us to the core
A hundred and ten new bureaus forming, taxing all we have and more
Only Tax: and Nothing more.

But Obama sits there smiling, Democrats their vote beguiling
Another loss of freedom stripping, stripping from the nation’s core
And he spits upon our freedom, thinks no bill of rights we’re needin’
And the Patriots see their future, filled with promise nevermore
See the empty days before us, As we sing in dreadful chorus
USA is Nevermore.

Startled at the stillness broken by the word so aptly spoken,
‘Doubtless,’ says he, ‘what you utter is just hype and nothing more’
‘I will be your lord and master. It is not a great disaster
I just hope to change you faster! Faster than the Bush of yore.’
And with melancholy faces, Change is here. And hope? No more.
Liberty is Nevermore.

Deem a Little Scheme this Week

2010-03-17T04:54:00.000-07:00

So, the latest manoever is to 'deem' the bill passed with amendments that nobody has seen (Nan says we have to pass it first; then we can see what's in it!) thereby skipping that pesky routine of actually voting! Of course, a vote would put everyone on the record for this POS legislation that will destroy our liberty and hand 1/6th of our economy to the government. Not to mention, of course, the absolute control they will have over every aspect of your life and health.

This is one of those times I wish I could sound like Obama when I sing. Please imagine his voice with this one.

From Mama Cass' hit "Dream a Little Dream of Me"

Deem a Little Scheme this Week
a Paddy Whack©

Stars shining bright above me
I must admit the liberals love me
Bribes added to the bill that we seek
Deem a little Scheme this week

Say Yes We Can and hold tight
We surely can disable the Vast Right
With Nancy on her arm-twisting tour
We can deem the bill for sure!

Sweet Deem, what a wonderful notion
No voting we’ll need
I’m thinking they’re filled with devotion
Rahm, Nan and Reid!

My legacy is nearing
I’ll get my way without any hearing
Obamacare will do what we need
Deem a little scheme indeed!

[Musical interlude]

Sweet Deem, what a wonderful notion
No voting we’ll need
I’m thinking they’re filled with devotion
Rahm, Nan and Reid!

Just deem the bill, I’ll sign it...
I’ll put the force of my name behind it
No Tea Party will undo the deed
Deem a little scheme Indeed!

WE THE PEOPLE!!!!!

2010-03-13T04:46:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVAhr4hZDJE

We're a Couple of Libs

2010-03-12T18:45:00.000-08:00

Famous song by Judy Garland and Fred Astaire: We're a Couple of Swells

A Paddy Whack ©

"We're a Couple of Libs"

We're a couple of Libs
We're real good at telling Fibs
But no one sees the knife before we stick it into your ribs
We're a couple of Nuts
We joke about spending Cuts
But bankruptcy will fell you just as well as an uppercut
The Patriots all have sent us lots of Tea
But we don't take deliv'ry no siree
No siree!

We would drive up the Deficit, so we're printing up more Cash
We would add to the Deficit, and predict a Wall Street Crash
We would tax for the Deficit as your credit line we Smash
Then we'll lie 'bout the deficit
Then we'll lie 'bout the deficit
Yes we'll lie while the deficit we amass.

G.M. Motors are we
We push you to Bankruptcy!
Your CEO is fired so you hand all the keys to me!
We're the favorite Tops
We're expert at photo-ops
We'd like to show you Air Force One but you'll have to bring the cops!
The Patriots all are marching in the streets
But we don't care to listen in the least
In the least!

We would yell at Republicans, but they haven't got the ears
We could call on the Democrats, but they've been corrupt for years
We would look for a Patriot, but it's risky to be Joe
So we'll Chalk up the Deficit
Yes we'll Chalk up the Deficit
Yes, we'll Chalk up the Deficit to B.O.!

Keester Parade!

2010-03-09T08:40:00.000-08:00

Just in time for the holidays!

A departure from the original Music: Easter Parade

by Irving Berlin, Lyrics: Irving Berlin, Book: Moss Hart,

Premiere: Saturday, September 30, 1933.

Could any political symbol be more apros pos than an A$$ (my family always said "keester") for the Democrat party? Keester is a variant of the word Keister which means satchel or in slang: Buttocks. Either meaning works for me. They are all a bunch of carpet-baggers, including some of the RINOS in the GOP.

Having trouble with the tune?

Cue up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8AvEczTqe4

A Paddy Whack ©

"Keester Parade"

Never saw pols look quite so ditzy before
Never more impressed! Teleprompters and more!
When they aggravate, or commentate their lotus-eater warnings
Are they out of touch? Think we aren't keeping score!
For....

When they all astonish, and everyone admonish
Their Propaganda-laden words! A Keester Parade!

They'll be all a flutter, and say the Right's a nutter
But all those words they utter are just Keester Tirades!

On the Avenue,
Penn. Avenue
The photographers will snap them
And you'll find B.O. likes to spread his manure

Oh I could write a ditty
About how he's not witty
And add the Congress to the list! The Keester Parade!

[Alternate chorus]
All the bark and show!
Isn't just B.O.!
With a teleprompter handy
The newsmen will swoon as they hype this buffoon

Oh, I don't mind the Wagyu
My beef is how they Gag you
And call it Fairness Doctrine!
It's the Keester Parade!

I Can't Say Whoa!

2010-03-08T09:00:00.000-08:00

From the musical Oklahoma: I Cain't Say No (Rodgers & Hammerstein)

Here's wishing our representatives would say WHOA as the current administration and Democrat-led House and Senate are driving us over a cliff. GOP and Blue Dogs, this song is for you.

A Paddy Whack©
I Can't Say Whoa!

It ain't so much a question of not knowin what to do
The Constitution spells it out quite clear!
But now I'm here in Washington, and what you hear is true
About how Reid and Nancy bend your ear
I know Big Government should be reject!
But when I'm near Obama
I forget!

I'm just a fool who cain't say whoa

We're in a terrible fix!
I always say, "Go with B.O."
Just when I oughta say Nix
When a person tries to trick the state
I know we oughta foil that sneak attack!
But just one look at Barry's face
And somehow I forget to watch your back!

I'm jist a fool, I like B.O.
I think the man is a saint
Why give him any constraint?
He is so cool I might Faint!
I cain't say Whoa.

What ya gonna do when a feller plays dirty?
And don't he talk purty?
What ya gonna do?
S'posin that he says that a car czar is hired?
The CEO's fired!
What ya gonna do?

S'posin that he says th' Right's meaner than mean,
That Chicago machine won't die!
What ya gonna do When the Marxists Say
"Mao is our guy!" ?

I hate to be the "party of no"
Labels like that are not right!
Goin' along like dominos,
Has landed me in this plight!

Other politicians bow and scrape
And all those others get the pork and power!
When we had that vote to stimulate
I must admit it warn't our finest hour!

With every teleprompter speech
I'm taken in by B.O.
Wherever he tells me I'll go
Gallop to win, place and show!
I cain't say Whoa!

Warnin' the U.S.A.

2010-03-07T10:23:00.000-08:00

Based on Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the U.S.A."

A Mrs. Paddy Whack ©
Warnin' the U.S.A.!

Worn down by old Tinseltown
And next time I look the prez is just a clown
I'm working like a dog just to pay my tax
My check is cut in half! And that is the fact!

Warnin' the U.S.A., I am warnin' the U.S.A.
I am Warnin' the U.S.A., Warnin' the U.S.A.

We got a little homespun plans
So I put a picket in my hand
Feels like I'm in a foreign land
To force their will on m'fellow man

Warnin' the U.S.A. I'm Warnin' the U.S.A.
I'm just Warnin' the U.S.A., Warnin' the U.S.A.

Come on folks it's so clear to see
Impeach the One if it was up to me
The Constitution is on the line
And I won't sell out for some dollar signs!

(music)

I have a notion to hang on
Fighting them like an Amazon
Keep the faith, til he's gone

(music)

I'm just a woman but what's goin' on
You get the picture it's like Babylon!

(music)

Down in the trenches is the Party for Tea
Marchin' on the corners for our Liberty
In four years giving reign to the One
Nothing will be left ain't got nowhere to run

Warnin' the U.S.A. I am Warnin' the U.S.A.
Warnin' the U.S.A. I'm a song writin' Paddy in the U.S.A.
Warnin' the U.S.A. Warnin' the U.S.A.
Warnin' the U.S.A. I'm a fool mockin' Paddy in the U.S.A.

Ghost Writers Spin His Lies

2010-03-05T05:15:00.000-08:00

Due to the mysterious nature of the writer behind the Teleprompter, I have decided to re-write my parody to Ghost Riders in the Sky. Enjoy! (Original by Johnny Cash)

A Paddy Whack©
Ghost Writers Spin his Lies

Obama's makes a bee-line for his Teleprompter space
The media takes photos of the Dear Obama's face
Just like a tennis match he swings his head from left to right
A-reading telepromptered words, and sounds like Reverend Wright

We wonder who is writing out the pablum that he spiels
Without his crutch he can't say much he's just a big schlemiel
A bolt of fear runs through us as he hypes the falling sky
Economy is fading fast,
He must save us or we'll die!

Yippie Yi Ohhhh!!!
Yippie Ki Yaaay!!
Ghost Writers Spin His Lies

Reporters swoon, they sing his tune, no proclamation vet
No matter if he breaks his word, his promises forget
'Cause they want to hide their heads, no random questions for that guy
The Teleprompter is their friend
And they help him spin his lies.

As the writers fed his prompter I believe I heard my name
If you want to save yourself you need to generate a brain!
Reporter change your ways today and challenge what he tries
Behind his telepromptered words
You'll recognize the lies!

Yippie Yi Ohhhh!
Yippie Ki Yaaayy!
Ghost Writers Spin His Lies!
Ghost Writers Spin His Lies!
Ghost Writers Spin His Lies!

I Only Have Lies for You

2010-03-05T05:00:00.000-08:00

Here's my parody based on the song "I Only Have Eyes for You" by the Flamingos (one of the best shoo-op songs EVAH!)
(Thanks Jack!)

I wish Paul Shanklin would do his Obama voice and sing this one!

I Only Have Lies for You.
A Paddy Whack©

My Gov Don't need a spine, Gov
I can say anything, it's true!

(Shoo bop shoo op! Shoo bop shoo op!)
(Shoo bop shoo op! Shoo bop shoo op!)
(Shoo bop shoo op!)

Are the czars out tonight?
I don't know if they're doughty or bright
I only have lies for you. Dear

(Shoo bop shoo op! Shoo bop shoo op!)

The debt may be high
But I think I'm the King of Brunei
I only have Lies for You.

If GITMO prisoners get a pardon
I'm quite safe at Penn Avenue

OOOH.
(Shoo bop shoo op! Shoo bop shoo op!)
I am here
I'm not shy
Maybe proof of my birth I deny
But they've all disappeared from view!

'Cause I Only Have LIES
For You.

(Shoo bop shoo op! Shoo bop shoo op!)

SIGNS of the Times

2010-03-05T04:32:00.000-08:00

There was a controversy in Port St. Lucie, FL between the local Tea Party group and the City Council. This occured on 4 July at (ironically) Freedomfest. We had a presence in the parade, and had a booth set up with free copies of the Constitution and Declaration of Independence. We also provided information about our organization and the opportunity to sign petitions if folks were interested in doing so.

If you are interested, here is a video of the sign and what led to the controversy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UljqPjtmje0

So here is my version of the 1970 hit 'Signs' original music and lyrics by
© 1970, 2002 Five Man Electrical Band Original "Signs"

Signs
A Paddy Whack©

And the sign said The City of PSL does Not Endorse
Nor does it Condone nor even Support what we had to say, of course!
So they pounded that sign right into the ground, and it wasn't a random choice
So I guess it's true they don't want to see the Constitution or to hear our voice!

Signs, Signs, everywhere there's signs
Talking 'bout our Liberty; Speaking our Mind
Do this, Don't spend that, Can't you read the signs?

And the sign said We believe in Liberty. And We'll Not be MuteSo they withheld support, denied we were strong, but don't you see it ain't the truth?To make a defense that they 'did not know,' or that it was a 'dumb mistake'
If God and Patriots are to be feared, I think it's time for a station break!

Signs, Signs, Everywhere there's signs
Talking 'bout our Liberty; Speaking our Mind
Do this, Don't spend that! Can't you read the signs?

Bridge:

Now Hey Obama! Can't you read? You've got to have a birth certificate to lead!
You can't even talk, no you can't speak! You ain't supposed to be here!
Sign said you got to be a citizen, Pard, so you're denied! Uh!

And the sign said Liberty or Tyranny: Your choice, Make it Today
But if we don't see how we're not living up to what the Constitution has to say
We've got us this precious paper, and if we follow it we'll all be fine
Thank you Founders for our Liberty, I believe it stands the test of time!

Signs, Signs, Everywhere there's signs
Talking 'bout our Liberty; Speaking our Mind
Do this, Don't spend that! Can't you read the signs?
(repeats)

White House Blight

2010-03-01T10:27:00.000-08:00

From the Beatles' song "Hard Day's Night"

Written with help from Jack! Thanks Jack

White House Blight
a Paddy Whack©

He's in the house that's white
He took more time to select a dog
He's in the house that's white
He keeps us living in a fog
And when he gets done with you
You'll see his words are un-true
And he'll still blame the Right

When I yawn
Everything seems to be right
Sleep is gone
Wake to Obama in sight! Blight! Yikes!

He's in the house that's white
His teleprompter is by his side
He's in the house that's white
And soon he'll blame it and say It Lied
But when he gets done with you
You're gonna feel black and blue
And wish we'd turn back right.

(repeat)

Countin' Cowards on the Mall

2010-03-01T07:48:00.000-08:00

The Statler Brothers had a hit with this Eric Heatherly song: Countin' Flowers on the Wall

A Paddy Whack©
Countin' Cowards on the Mall

I keep hearing 'bout returns to 'misery index'
Carter years were long ago and we forgot, I guess
All those RINOS in DC say 'don't you worry, none'
Wait until the next election, We'll unseat the One

Countin' Cowards on the Mall
Don't it bother you at all?
Playin' politics til dawn, while they riot in Tehran
Taxing Cigarettes, and Flushing Money down the Loo
Now don't tell me, They care about you.

When we watched those cell-phone pictures coming from Iran
Barry ran the other way, an ice-cream trip to plan
Resolutions in Support of Freedom from Congress!
But Obama only makes Apologies, I guess

Countin' Cowards on the Mall
Don't it bother you at all?
Playing politics til dawn, while they nuke-up in Iran
He smokes cigarettes and adds more Czars up the Wazoo
Now don't tell me, he cares about you!

Well, pay attention to this guy, I think you'll get a fright
Watching all the laws he breaks as if he has the right
Cap and Trade and soon Health Care will join to bring us down
And those newsmen all providing cover for this clown

Countin' Cowards on the Mall
Don't it bother you at all?
Playin' politics til dawn, Telling us he is 'the One'
Ridin' private jets and eatin' beef they call Wagyu
Now don't tell me, he cares about you.
Now don't tell me, he cares about you.

They Call Him Bumbling Barry

2010-03-01T07:34:00.000-08:00

From Mel Brook's theme from Blazing Saddles
He Rode a Blazing Saddle

A Paddy Whack©
They Call Him Bumbling Barry

They call him Bumbling Barry,
No more a shining star
Without his teleprompter,
He'll need a language Czar!
He promised Hope and he promised Change
He read every word from the glass!
But now his teleprompter has bit the dust at last.

When BailOuts fail the test,
And fear fills the land
With Cap & Trade, and more Foreign Aid,
Now Health Care is his plan
We don't need a Czar or a state run Car,
Big Brother is not what we need!
But now one and all we'll descend on the mall
We'll March 'cause we're TEA'd,
Yes March! We're all TEA'd

We call him Bumbling Barry,
No more a shining star!
Corrupt Administration has put us where we are.
With BailOuts here, and more BailOuts there
He turned our Might to Foul Play
But no more Bumbling Barry!
It's Independence Day!

Green, Green, Baby

2010-03-01T07:27:00.000-08:00

Al Gore, Obama, Money....they're all "Green!"

Roy Orbison's "Dream Baby"

Green, Green, Baby
A Paddy Whack©

Green, Green baby
Green, Green baby
Green, Green Baby
I'm wrong but I'm green.

Green baby, Cap and Trade I'm screamin' the whole day through
Green baby, With my teleprompter. I've no clue!
I'll tax you and remove your freedom, that's what I do
Green baby I'll just spend more green 'uns, Green for me but not for you.

Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) baby (sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) baby (sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) baby (sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
I'm (sha-da-da-da) Wrong (sha-da-da-da) But I'm Green!

Green baby UHC I'm screamin' the whole day through
Green baby GM cars and my Czars, Congress too!
Al Gore Lies! Climategate is busted! Stupid-move!
Green baby! I'll just spend more green 'uns, Soylent Green may soon come true.

Aww, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Yeah-eh-ah, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Sweet Green Baby! (green baby ah-huh-huh)
I'm wrong but I'm Green!

Sweet Green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh) (repeats & fades)

Tricks!

2010-03-01T06:29:00.000-08:00

Paul Revere and the Raiders: Kicks

Tricks!
A Paddy Whack©

Well, you thought you found the answer when Ted’s Massachusetts seat went ‘Right’
But when we woke up in the mornin’ the Blair House Project’s in sight
Well, there’s nothin’ that B.O. Ain’t tried
To raise Obamacare ‘Denied’
But if he don’t back down there
I bet he’ll pay the price

CHORUS:
(Oh don’t it seem like)
Tricks Just keep growin’ larger? We find
That all those tricks ain’t givin’ me peace of mind
Someday you’ll find out it’s too late,
Tricks just infuriate!

No, we don’t like tricks
We don’t want ‘help,’ Gov!

Well he seems to think that we all need what we don’t want:

Obamacare
But it ain’t happened yet, And it won’t!

All Patriots swear
Don’t you see no matter what you try
It’s We the People see the Lie
And if you keep on pushin’
You’d better say a prayer

[repeat chorus]
Bridge:

No, we don’t like tricks
And you’d best heed the words we say
Your road goes nowhere
Freedom and the Truth is what we love
We’re here to stay!

[repeat chorus and fade]

Obamacare summit: Send in the Clowns

2010-02-25T06:37:00.000-08:00

Send in the Clowns (A Little Night Music)

Send in the Clowns
A Paddy Whack©

Isn't this rich?
Please grow a pair!
We want to pull this bill down
No Obamacare
But you are clowns.

Listen to this!
We don’t approve!
When We the People expound
You are unmoved.
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns

Just when we thought health care was dead
Finally knowing you had heard our voices instead
Taking a compromise seat with his Obamacare
Talking his line
No, don’t you dare!

Don’t you love fools?
Our fault I fear
We thought that they’d hear what we want
We’ve yelled all year!
But where are the clowns!
Quick send in the Clowns.
Don’t bother, they’re here.

Are you not fools?
Playing his game
You're all incredible tools
And we think you're lame
But we’ll dump you clowns
We don’t want more clowns

Well maybe, next year.

He is Your Friend

2010-02-24T06:58:00.000-08:00

He Is Your Friend
(Music: James Taylor “You’ve Got a Friend”)
(From my Book with a few modifications)

Mrs. Paddy©

When you’re down and troubled,
And you need a helping hand
And nothing, no nothing is going right
Close your eyes and say a prayer
He always will be there
To lighten up even your darkest night.

You just call out His Name
And you know, whenever you do
He will listen, (oh yeah, brother)
He will see you through.
When you need help from your fall
He will answer if you call
And He’ll be there, yeah yeah yeah
He is your friend.

If the world around you
Seems so dark and full of doubt
And you think that nobody sees or knows
Bow your head in silence
And call His name out low
And behold He stands knocking upon your door.

You just call out His Name
And you know He’ll listen and care
All your burdens He gladly will share
In your doubt pain or despair
He will listen to your prayer
And He’ll be there, yeah yeah yeah
Now til the end.

Hey ain’t it good to know
That you’ve got a friend
When people can be so cold?
He won’t hurt you; He won’t desert you
And He’ll save your soul if you let Him
So why don’t you let Him?

You just call out His Name
And you know He’ll listen and care
All your burdens He gladly will share
In your doubt, pain or despair
He will listen to your prayer
And He’ll Be There, Oh yes He will
Now til the end

He is your friend
Ain’t it good to know He is your friend
Ain’t it good to know He is your friend
He is your friend.

We The People! (Excellent Video!)

2010-02-22T13:21:00.001-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVAhr4hZDJE

Mamas, Don't let Your Babies Grow up to be Liberals

2010-02-10T05:59:00.000-08:00

For Lura.

Waylon Jennings’ “Mamas, Don’t let your Babies grow up to be Cowboys”

“Mamas, Don’t let your Babies grow up to be Liberals”

A Paddy Whack©

Liberals ain’t easy to love, though their hearts are like gold
They’d rather take all you earn and increase what is owed
Cinch your belt buckles, and stock up your pantry
Prepare for the fight every day
If you don’t pay attention, an’ put him in charge,
Your freedom he’ll take away.

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Liberals
Don’t let ‘em put down those who drive an old truck
Tea Party People, or Christians and such
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Liberals
‘Cos they hate our fair home, and think we must atone
Che and Mao are what they love.

Liberals like spreading the wealth and think they are progressive
They don’t like our Founders and think our Republic’s not right
If you get to know him you really won’t like him
And if you do please buy a clue.
He’s wrong, he’s misguided, and his side won’t let you
Keep freedoms that God gave to you.

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Liberals
Don’t let ‘em put down those who drive an old truck
Tea Party People, or Christians and such
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Liberals
‘Cos they hate our fair home, and think we must atone
Che and Mao are what they love.

For Freedom!

2010-02-05T09:46:00.001-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od037pVWZZ4

I'm 'n Enemy of the State, I Am

2010-02-05T09:20:00.000-08:00

From my book, a parody of Herman's Hermits' I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am
with a few modifications~

I'm an Enemy of the State, I Am
A Paddy Whack©

I'm 'n enemy of the state, I am
Enemy of the state, I am, I am
I got Harry and Pelosi to score
They'll do anything I want, and more
And every one is an enemy
I wouldn't trust my cabinet nor Rahm
I'm Obama Yes! and your enemy
Enemy of the State, I am I am
Enemy of the State I am

[Second verse, is worse than the first]

I'm 'n enemy of the State, I am
Enemy of the State, I am I am
Don't you wonder why I've opened the door
To Islamists and that bloke, Al Gore?
'Cause every one is your enemy
They don't believe in freedom or our land
I'm Obama, Yes! and your enemy
Enemy of the state I am I am
Enemy of the state I am

Yes, I am.

Graft!

2010-02-02T06:38:00.000-08:00

Isaac Hayes' SHAFT
I know, it is mostly about the music on this one, but...

GRAFT!
A Paddy Whack©

Who's the black Commander in Chief
That looks like Congress; just a thief
GRAFT!
Ya damn right!

And where's he found
With influence peddlars all around?
GRAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't drop out
No matter how the people shout?
GRAFT!
Fight on!

They say that GRAFT is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' about GRAFT!
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a Teleprompter fan
And no one understands him, but we're lookin'
Found GRAFT!

It's Not About Me!

2010-01-26T06:25:00.000-08:00

Ever notice how often Obama says, "It's not about me..." Inspired by David Limbaugh's column today on Townhall.com

I Gotta Be Me (Sammy Davis, Jr)

It's Not About Me (as sung by Barack Obama)
A Paddy Whack©

Whether I’m right or whether I’m wrong
Whether I find a place in your heart
My message is strong
It’s not about me, It’s not about me
What else do you see now I’m the one?

No matter the polls, I know I’ll survive
And I won’t take any blame for the fall
I’ll keep Health care alive
It’s not about me, It’s not about me
The schemes that you see make me what I am

That sweet Nobel Prize, A world at my feet
They’re waiting on me, and I have it all!
You all settle down! Just settle for less!
Remember that Hope and Change will be my curtain call!

I’ll do it alone, you all must trust me
It won’t be done like the things in the past
No more “Land of the Free”
It’s not about me, It’s not about me
All blame I’ll deny, Obama’s your guy
It’s not about me! (repeats)

Forty-One, Forty-One

2010-01-20T07:10:00.000-08:00

So much for the 60 vote super-majority in the Senate. Now we have 41 to slow them down. A year ago, would you have taken a bet that Kennedy's seat (the People's seat!) would go to a Republican? Interesting times!

New York, New York by Frank Sinatra

Forty-One, Forty-One

A Paddy Whack©

Scott Brown’s in the news
They’re reeling today!
He has the people’s seat to fill
For us! Forty-one!

That Kennedy chair
Belongs now to us
He’ll step right in the thick of it
For us! Forty-one!

I saw we 'Woke Up' in a bastion
Of Liberal votes!
To find him riding his truck-Oh!
Feeling his oats!!

My Teddy-town blues
Are melting away
Gonna make a brand new start of it
He’s Forty-one!
If we can win it there!
We’ll make it anywhere!
It’s up to you! Scott Brown
Forty-One!!!

Forty-One!!! Forty-One!

We want to wake up that old city
That’s filled with crooks!
To take on kings of the Hill
Cooking the Books
Seats can’t be bought!
Just stop the deals!

My Washington Blues
Are melting away
We’re gonna make a brand new start of it
With Forty-One!
If we can stop it there
We’ll save our dreams I swear!
Come on, come Through! Scott Brown!
Forty-One!
Forty-One!!!!

Blame it on the Cosa Nostra

2010-01-19T09:29:00.000-08:00

Original song: Blame it on the Bossa Nova
(Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil)

Blame it on the Cosa Nostra
A Paddy Whack©

Barry took a chance, on an alibi
Standin’ on his own Bush to crucify
He began his reign, blamin’ Bush and Rove
And soon I knew he’d never let it go

Blame it on the cosa nostra Barry’s magic spell
Blame it on the cosa nostra that he weaves so well
Oh, It all began with chants of hope and change

But USA he plans to rearrange
Blame it on the cosa nostra
Barry’s plan for Gov

(Now was it a goon?)
No, no, the cosa nostra
(Or a velvet glove?)
Oh no, the cosa nostra
(Laws in the back room?)
Yeah, yeah, the cosa nostra
(His plan for Gov)

[instrumental organ]

Now I’m glad to say Barry’s on the wane
And the USA’s gonna rise again!
And when our kids ask how it came about
I’m gonna say to them without a doubt

Blame it on the cosa nostra Barry tipped his hand
Blame it on the cosa nostra woke a sleeping land
Oh It all began with chants of hope and change
And planning USA to rearrange
Blame it on the cosa nostra
Barry’s plan for Gov

(Now was it a goon?)
No, no, the cosa nostra
(Or a velvet glove?)
Oh no, the cosa nostra
(Laws in the back room?)
Yeah, yeah, the cosa nostra
(His plan for Gov)

[repeats and fades]

HOAX AND CHAINS

2010-01-14T04:59:00.000-08:00

New Bumper sticker.

Can You Hear Us Now?

2010-01-08T15:02:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SbLCXqjIqY

MUST WATCH! Hooooo RAH!!!!!

2010-01-05T09:26:00.001-08:00

http://vimeo.com/8726386

You Gotta Have Hoax!

2010-01-05T08:59:00.000-08:00

From Damn Yankees! Original by Eddie Fisher
You Gotta Have Hoax
A Paddy Whack©

[spoken]
See, boys, that’s what I’m talking about! Obamacare is only one half the agenda, the other half is Climate Change…But it’s all the same!

[sing]
You’ve gotta have….Hoax! All you really need is Hoax!
When the right is sayin’ it’s all a lie
That’s when we deny it folks!
You gotta be smart! Just aim right for people’s heart!
Nuthin’s half as bad as we make it seem,
But our crisis scheme is smart!
When they say the climate study’s
Filled with fraud and lies galore
Don’t you worry ‘bout it buddies
We can blame it on Al Gore
(At Copenhagen, Hopenhagen)

You’ve gotta have Hoax!
Miles and miles and miles of Hoax!
Sure we’d kind of like to add some more tax
But who cares the facts are just a joke?
First you gotta have Hoax!

Global warming, we haven’t got!

Polarbears dying, we haven’t got!

A health care crisis? We haven’t got!

What have we got?

We got Hoax!
Soon we’ll tax their breathing folks!
When the pundits say that it’s a big scam
We don’t give a damn, no joke!
We’ve got lies
We can spin ‘til they comply
Not a solitary dime do we yield
‘cause this is our field of lies.

We’re so happy that we’re hummin’

MMMM MMMM MMMM

Just like school kids for Barack

Hmm Hmmm Hmmm

‘Cause we know that change is comin’

Hoo Hoo Hoo

Freedom’s life is on the clock

Boo Hoo Hoo.

We’ve got Hoax! Miles and Miles and Miles of Hoax!
Sure we’d kind of like to add some more tax
But who cares the facts are just a joke?

So let’s just keep on lyin’

Why should we not?

We control the message….

….and the nation’s shot

And to add to it:

We’ve got HOAX! We’ve Got HOAX! We’ve Got HOAX!

'Twas the Night Before New Year

2009-12-30T07:15:00.000-08:00

'Twas the Night Before New Year
A Paddy Whack©

‘Twas the night before new year, And throughout my brain
I saw one Obama year go down the drain
The Stock Market plunged; On the rise: Obamacare
While visions of GITMO trials add to despair
The Senate was feeling so smug and brain-dead
While visions of bail-out schemes danced in their heads
Obama in the White House, he Lies, that’s a fact
Had just doubled down to withdraw from Iraq
When out on the mall there arose such a clatter
Two million Tea Partiers – all mad as hatters!
Away in the ghetto some line up for cash
Believing that they’d soon receive Barry’s Stash!

The Loons on the left in this dog ‘n pony show
Came with bluster and outrage their opponents to slow
When what to my horrified eyes should appear
But a terrorist bomb on a Christmas plane here
And faster than Bush-bashers laying the blame
Napolitano saved Homeland Security’s name
Al-Qaeda, a new Yemen terrorist plot!
(The TSA rule book that leaked is forgot)
And then hear our weakling, if you need more proof
Say ‘systems worked’ smoothly; but somebody goofed!
As I knew in my head, praising God he was caught,
We were lucky that he failed his terrorist plot

Look at what we have now, from the Capitol mall
Czars and Mao-lovers rule: Socialism install
Money to purchase GM and the Banks
Now Health Care and Energy join in the ranks
A third the economy is held by the Fed
And now all our Liberties soon will be dead
You say it’s absurd, and our nation is strong
But when they ignore us you surely are wrong
When TIME magazine doesn’t mention a throng
That descended on Washington 2 million strong
When media bias is Pravda reborn
And Senate and House disregard all they’ve sworn

The lies, how they blossom; the truth, there’s not any
The cheats are forgiven back taxes, that’s plenty
Our dear Constitution’s not given a thought
And the deals made for Yes votes show all can be bought
No Phone Calls are answered, No Faxes allowed
And a pay-off of millions made a Landrieu proud!
Ben Nelson gets favors, his state is exempt
Is it any wonder they feel our contempt?
Arm twisting and dealing all in dark of night
They don’t read the bill, and the left shuns the right
And laying aside any ethics they go
Marching along to the tune of B.O.

They don’t keep their word but go out on a limb
Ignoring the oath that’s expected of them
Defense of the nation is sold out for pork
Not one fears the people might grab a pitchfork
They jump to the orders of Nancy and Reid
And freedom’s survival is fading indeed
But they’ll hear us exclaim when we set things aright

"Freedom is what we cherish, Liberty our birthright."

Speaker of the House

2009-12-23T10:34:00.000-08:00

From Les Mis "Master of the House"
A Paddy Whack©

Well here we are
Barry’s a clown
But meet the best
Deal makers in town
As for the rest
Just take a look
It’s plain to see
The lot of em’s crooks.
Where there’s smoke there’s flame
Politicians came
With socialist intent
Congress is their name

Speaker of the House
Doling out the Dough
Ready with a tax break
If you don't vote No
Sells us down the chute
Twists a little arm
Everyone appreciates the Speakers’ Charm
Glad to pass two thousand pages
Patriots are Astroturf
Obamacare is coming
And they plan to tax you all your worth!

Senators have Reid
Reaper of the Vote
Ramming more bad legislation
Down our throat
Medicare’s for free
Here a cash rebate
But only if you live in old Ben Nelson’s state
Glad to float Landrieu a favor
Hold-outs disbelief suspend
But, Harry, that old geezer,
Caesar never had a better friend

CHORUS:
Speaker of the House
Nanny state indeed
Bleeds us like the congressmen and Harry Reid
Soon we’ll all be poor
But they think they’re great
Socialists like Nancy
Generate our hate
Everybody hates the Congress
Senators their ethics pawn
Obamacare is coming
Constitutionality is gone

And now part Deux
It’s Cap and Trade
Al Gore’s big scam
His fortune made
Soon Amnesty
Sovereignty’s shot
Open the gates
Allow the whole lot
Here we’ll print more cash
Barry’s so-called ‘stash’
And nothing’s gonna stop
‘Til we all go crash!

Fools beyond compare
Fools beyond belief!
Drinking up the Kool-Aid
Saying debt’s relief!
GITMO will be shut
Liars! That’s a fact!
Navy SEALS indicted
Copenhagen pacts
Terrorists are more than welcome
ACORN gets a pass and more!
Congressmen and Barry say
That’s what our Constitution’s for

Threaten us with Tax
Chairmen get the Axe
Blame it on the Bush Regime In case you ask
Hire a little Czar
Mao’s a rising star
Bailing out the bankers building GM cars
When it comes to Legislation
There are lots of tricks they know
How the Debt Increases
With no spending freezes
Gee but it’s amazing how it grows!

CHORUS
Speaker of the House
Nanny state indeed
Bleeds us like the congressmen and Harry Reid
Soon we’ll all be poor
But they think they’re great
Socialists like Nancy
Generate our hate
Everybody hates the Congress
Senators their ethics pawn
Obamacare is coming
Constitutionality is gone

I used to dream
Our nation had no peer
But, since Obama
Was elected just last year:
Spreading out the Change?
Just look to the past
Socialism never lets your freedom last
Thinks he’s all the rage
Brings on more despair
Speaks with Teleprompter
Gives me mal de mer
What a cruel trick on Freedom
Landing him in the White House
God knows how we’ll handle
Socialists in Senate and the House!

CHORUS
Speaker of the House
(Reid is such a louse)
Bleed us like the Senators
(And the White House)
Soon we’ll all be poor
But they think they’re great
(Hypocrites and Liars and Obamagate)
Everybody hates the Senate
Everybody hates the House
(Everybody’s keeping score!
Soon they’ll all be out the door!)
Everybody’s keeping score on the Senate and the House!

Merry Christmas! A Video Christmas Card for You

2009-12-22T03:49:00.000-08:00

Enjoy this lovely rendition of Ave Maria

Newest Parody by Mrs. Paddy on Youtube!

2009-12-11T06:33:00.000-08:00

Thanks for the Cap & Trade

We Need a Little Litmus

2009-12-10T05:13:00.000-08:00

Cases still pending on Obama's Birth Certificate and eligibility. Here's my video parody for your enjoyment.

Awesome Video Parody!!!! Wish it was mine...

2009-12-02T05:02:00.000-08:00

For your enjoyment! I LOVE THIS!!!!

Video Parody "Little Dumber Boy"

2009-12-01T04:39:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_7CH12_TI4

2009-11-30T09:58:00.000-08:00

Little Drummer Boy

Little Dumber Boy
A Paddy Whack©

Come they told me, Obama is dumb!
He's not our king, you see, Obama is dumb!
He likes those climate folks, Obama is dumb
Flies off to join the hoax, Obama is dumb,
Boy is he dumb, dumb de dumb dumb!

Why'd we vote for him? Obama is dumb
Dumb de dumb dumb.

Copenhagen, Obama is dumb!
Will make us poorer too, Obama is dumb!
They push this phony thing, Obama is dumb!
More lies to pull our strings, Obama is dumb,
Boy is he dumb, dumb de dumb dumb!

Shall we pray for you: Obama is dumb.
Boy is he dumb.

Al Gore plotted, And boy is he dumb
Our Congress fell in line, Our Congress is Dumb!
They played us for a fool, and boy were we dumb!
Consensus was their tool, But that is so dumb,
Totally Dumb, Dumb de dumb dumb

Can't we stop this fraud? Obama is dumb
Boy is he dumb

Soon we'll be done
Dumb de dumb done!

Coke Says 'Hopenhagen'

2009-11-27T13:09:00.000-08:00

I understand that Coke is signing on to the the Copenhagen meeting to try to push the global envrironmental agenda that will be discussed. The treaty that has been in the news would effectively hand over our sovereignty and place our future in the hands of the UN. I have re-written a parody from my book. This is based on Wonderful Copenhagen, from Hans Christian Anderson.

Wonderful Hopenhagen
A Paddy Whack©

Wonderful, blunderful, Hopenhagen
Obama’s mantra we sound
'neath this global scare
Sovereignty's not there
Let us think! He’ll bring us down

To blunderful, dunderful, Hopenhagen
Coke floats a message to me.
Once he's there, I say,
Will we rue the day?
He's in Copenhagen
Saying he'll sign on to hopenhagen for me!

I swear I’m not antiblack
But he’s not a brainiac
Though he’s artful, and charm's his forte
And there they stand, Al Gore and he
With a message to harm and obey

Blunderful, dunderful, Hopenhagen

[musical interlude as we picture Al Gore and Obama waltzing]

Wonderful, blunderful, Hopenhagen
Barry can only expound
See his resume
Nothing’s there you say?
Let us think! This man’s a clown!

For Blunderful, Dunderful, Hopenhagen’s
Changin’ the land of the free
Once a treaty's met
We'll not soon forget
He sought hopenhagen
Blunderful, dunderful, hopenchangin' from he!

New Video Parody

2009-11-25T13:53:00.001-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrQFPNnw6K0

2009-11-24T06:10:00.000-08:00

From the Christmas Song: It's Beginning to Look a lot like Christmas by Meridith Wilson

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Taxes
A Paddy Whack©

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Don't ya care B.O.?
Take a look at that Cap & Trade
Bail-outs Galore you've made
And now G.M. is bankrupt, don't ya know?

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Soon the yells will start!
And the thing 'Hello, Ding-a-ling!"
Is Obama's not our KING!
He's a Bonaparte!

(Bridge)
A bunch of Obama Czars redesigning our cars
Is the plan of Barry Hussein
Soon all the banks will be right in the tank
FDR is riding again!
And ABC is in the White House, Don't they feel ashamed?

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Jobs are on the wane
Take a look at our closing plants, unions his sycophants
Where is that promise of some hope and change?

It's beginning to look at lot like Taxes
Soon the Wails will start
And the wailing that B.O. Brings, is the tyranny of kings
And that is not Smart!

(Repeat Bridge)
With Teleprompters in tow we all laugh at B.O.
And his gaffs are legend indeed!
Swatting at flies and his penchant for lies
All backed up by Nancy and Reid
And now our health care is the 'crisis' made for over-reach

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Soon Gulags will rise
And whenever you hear 'hate crime' you can bet dollar to dime
Freedom's in demise!

Freedom's in demise!

What are we Buying?

2009-11-21T03:29:00.000-08:00

I just got this on my Florida Power and Light email:
"Did you know...
The largest solar photovoltaic power plant in the nation is right here in Florida? Our DeSoto Next Generation Solar Energy Center uses more than 90,000 PV panels to turn the sun's rays into electricity to power more than 3,000 homes. President Barack Obama helped commission the plant last month. This new solar array will avoid 575,000 tons of greenhouse gas emissions."

[575,000 tons sounds like a lot, but is it? Our atmosphere is 5 million billion tons, to which 575,000 tons is a mere pittance.]

So, If my math serves me, we have 90,000 PV panels to power 3,000 homes. That translates to 30 PVs per home. As stated in a USA Today article, Florida has more days where between 20% and 70% of the sun is blocked by clouds than anywhere else in the United States.

[What is the actual 'footprint' of this plant? 180 acres of panels to power 3000 homes. That translates to just under 20 homes powered per acre of land.]

"At a cost of $152 million for 25 megawatts of energy daily, the De Soto solar plant is pricey compared with natural gas or coal-fired power plants, and Florida’s energy regulation system does not ensure utilities will be compensated for that extra cost.

In 2008, the Legislature, at Gov. Charlie Crist’s urging, paved the way for Florida Power & Light to charge a small, one-time rate increase of about 31 cents per month for the average customer to build three solar test sites totaling 110 megawatts of energy — about one half of one percent of the total energy FPL produces.

Together, the three solar plants cost an estimated $700 million. The clean energy they will produce is the equivalent of taking 25,000 cars off the road."
(from: http://www.heatison.org/index.php/content/news_item/florida_opens_hemispheres_largest_solar_plant_asks_for_help_from_legislatur/)
So, this is even more expensive than Cash for Clunkers. $700 million to produce one HALF of ONE PERCENT of Florida's energy, to remove the equivalent of 25,000 cars from the road, all in the name of environmental concerns. How does this make any fiscal sense? That's $28,000 per car removed, for what puny reduction in 'greenhouse' gas?

This is madness, and it is just the tip of the iceberg once Cap & Trade is pushed through.

Has anybody done a study to find out what is the difference between a society that uses our clean-coal, natural gas , hydroelectric and nuclear plants for energy and their impact on our air quality and say... Candles, Wood and/or Dung Fires to cook and keep warm?

There are five other states in the union that have less cloud cover and more actual sunlight available to harvest than Florida. Oh...and the idea that they should build them first and then figure out how to pay for them later is pretty typical. Thanks, Crist! The legislature causes a problem and then they have to legislate rules and regulations to justify it after the fact.

Incidentally, the website from which I drew the above quote had a featured video clip with Van Jones on it. I didn't watch. I know his agenda. It is the same as all those who swallow the great Ponzi Scheme perpetrated by Al Gore et al. They only give you the 'benefits' and none of the dollars and sense [sic] that weigh the true impact of these plans. In short, if you do the research, it is tremendously expensive for practically zero impact on our planet. Madness.

I recommend: The Skeptical Environmentalist by Bjorn Lomborg

When we are Stuck with Obamacare

2009-11-20T06:04:00.000-08:00

Here is a remix of the Beatles' "When I'm 64"

When we are Stuck with Obamacare

A Paddy Whack ©

When we're all stuck with Obamacare
Not too long from now
Will you still be handling your family's health
Choose your doctor, keeping your wealth?
If you will find you need surgery
Will the wait be more?
Will it be better, for all us debtors
When we're Sixty-four?

OOOOO

You'll be hurting too...
And if we let them win
I'd prefer the flu!

Will we be healthy, what will we eat?
When they hold your plan?
Makes you wonder who is gonna pay those bills
Won't Big Pharma ration your pills?
If we could take a practical stand
And reduce our risk
No more illegals, Nor Hillary Sequels!
Let's just call it quits!

I can still remember when our health care was a private choice,

And we paid the bills
Then those law suits grew
Red tape and Lawyers too
Now it's sue, sue, sue!

Why should we pool our money and share?
What's your freedom worth?
Bankruptcy is not the way to spread the wealth
Poverty is worse for your health
When we're tied up in tangled red tape
Filling out more forms
Will you have choices? Will you have voices?
With health care reform?

We Need a Little Litmas

2009-11-19T05:47:00.000-08:00

From MAME: We Need a Little Christmas

We Need a Little Litmus!
From my Book, page 291 * with updates

©Mrs. Paddy

Why is it Folly?
To ask Obama for his Birth Certificate?
It might be shocking
To find we've chosen someone who is not legit now!
For we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
Give it to the SCOTUS
Media will spin it
And we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
It hasn't hung a single jury
But, Barry, Dear, we're in a hurry

So, Climb off your High Horse
Provide a document that satisfies our law
If I'm a fruitcake
I will not mind so long as you have gravitas now
For I've grown a little Doubtful
Grown a little Older

Grown a little Sadder
Madder than a Hatter!
And we need a little shaker
Underneath his ladder
We need a little Litmus now.

Haul out Alinsky
Bring out the longest string of lies I've ever seen
And look at ACORN
It seems Obama wants to move away from them now
For we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
When and what did he know
Don't you see he'll spin it?
And we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
It hasn't hung a single jury
But, Barry, Dear, we're in a hurry

So Climb off your High Horse
Provide an explanation that is credible
If I'm a fruitcake
I will not mind as long as you have gravitas now
For we need a little Litmus
Need a little candor
Need a little honest
Man, that's what we're after
And we need a little sunshine
On this presidential crafter
We need a little Litmus Now!

Orlando CAN YOU HEAR US NOW?

2009-11-18T06:54:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T7DzezHfb8

Original Parody by MRS. PADDY

Green Baby!

2009-11-18T06:32:00.000-08:00

Roy Orbison's "Dream Baby"

Green, Green, Baby
A Paddy Whack©

Green, Green baby
Green, Green baby
Green, Green Baby
I'm wrong but I'm green.

Green baby, Cap and Trade I'm screamin'

The whole day through
Green baby, With my teleprompter.

I've no clue!
I'll tax you and remove your freedom,

That's what I do
Green baby I'll just spend more green 'uns,

Green for me but not for you.

Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) Baby

(sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) Baby

(sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
I'm (sha-da-da-da) Wrong (sha-da-da-da)

But I'm Green!

Green baby UHC I'm screamin'

The whole day through
Green baby GM cars and my Czars,

Congress too!
Post-racial? Gates and Holder heard me!

Stupid-moves!
Green baby! I'll just spend more green 'uns,

Soylent Green may soon come true.

Aww, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Yeah-eh-ah, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Sweet Green Baby! (green baby ah-huh-huh)
I'm wrong but I'm Green!

Sweet Green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)

(repeats & fades)

Salute to Veterans: Only Love

2009-11-12T10:34:00.001-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=503kEXmLfP4

MAKE THEM HEAR YOU

2009-11-09T10:36:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TomUbnIofBg

Yankee Doodle for THURSDAY 5 NOVEMBER

2009-11-02T13:48:00.000-08:00

Our Tea Party came to Congress
Will you even listen?
No Health Care or Cap & Trade
Or your seat you’ll be missin’

Stand Together, Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation
Stand Together, Yes we will
Return to our Foundation!

Our Tea Party came to Congress
And you say we’re phony
But we’re here to kill the bill
And stop you printing Money

Stand Together, Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation!
Stand Together, Yes we will
Return to our Foundation!

We are angry are you deaf?
We don’t want Socialism!
Stop the spending, end the Debt
We don’t want Communism!

Stand Together! Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation!
Stand Together, Yes we will!
Return to our Foundation

We are here in Washington
Please read our Constitution!
Can you hear us now? You fools?
Our voices are in millions!

Stand Together! Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation!
Stand Together, Yes we will
Return to our Foundation!

We believe in Liberty
We love our Constitution!
We will protect our land so Free
This is Our Revolution!

Chorus!

The Death of the GOP

2009-11-02T05:57:00.000-08:00

Gordon Lightfoot’s ‘Edmund Fitzgerald’

Wreck of the G.O.P.

A Paddy Whack©

A legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of a ship once called the Grand Old Party
No conservatives led, in fact we think it’s dead
Now the skies of November are gloomy

It started to wane when they chose John McCain
His conservative claims are all empty
His amnesty fight will not make it all right
When the polls of November came early

Ron Reagan showed pride in the American side
And the G.O.P. brand was so pleasin’
With military pride and respect far and wide
Grand Old Party was now in its season

But what did they do when they bested the blue?
When they had both the House and the Senate?
They squandered our dough and they failed to oppose
Every Democrat’s awful agenda.

Dubya failed when no Vetos he penned
The agenda of growth was in season
Instead of a stand he just jumped to the band
And the G.O.P. lost rhyme and reason

McCain dipped his quill into the Feingold bill
Good intentions have led us to ruin
Instead of free speech no incumbents we’ll breach
And the MSM now leads the shoe-in

ACORN came to play with the Unions we say
In the Twenty-Third New York campaignin'
But GOP pride and Newt Gingrich decide
Scozzafava had liberal trainin'

And when she withdrew, Did she not turn the screw
By endorsing her liberal opponent?
Conservatives know they both side with B.O.
Socialism's their common component!

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of a ship once called the Grand Old Party
It abandoned its base and will now lose the race
Now the gales of November came early.

Big Brother Gov's Magical Taxation Show

2009-10-30T11:52:00.000-07:00

Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show by Neil Diamond

A Paddy Whack©
Big Brother Gov's Magical Taxation Show

Got crisis hype and the thieves hangin' round
As they pass more unsound taxes - sweet
Move-On Dot Org and the insider clowns
Hangin' round sellin' that liberal bleat
Sits an ill-bred gent, lyin' down with fleas
And that gossip group, sellin' you and me

It's Gov! Brother! Gov!
Big Brother Gov's Magical Taxation Show (Halle-halle)
Don't want no Babies, We'll stab the old ladies
And liberty goes, 'cause nobody knows, Bigger Gov Blows.

Soon Obama will speak and when you'd almost hurl
'Cause he talks like a girl - he walks in
Eyes black as coal and when he lifts his face
Teleprompter's in place; here's the spin
Startin' soft and slow, Like an oily snake!
What he says ain't so, Liberty's at stake!

It's Gov! Brother! Gov!
Big Brother Gov's Magical Taxation Show (Halle-halle)
Don't want no Babies, We'll stab the old ladies
And liberty goes, 'cause nobody knows, Bigger Gov Blows. (Hallelujah!)

Brothers (halle-hallelujah), I said Brothers (hallelujah)
Now you got yourself two good jobs (halle-hallelujah)
And when you brother is unemployed
You gotta dig deep into your wallet (hallelujah)
'Cause that's what it's there for (halle-hallelujah)
And when your tax is doubled
You gotta know it's for your fellow-man (hallelujah)
We want your share
'Cause that's what you're here for (halle-hallelujah)

Take my hand in yours, Wallets send my way!
In your heart you know, I'll take it anyway!
halle-halle-halle-halle-halle-halle-halle-halle

Gov, Brother, Gov, Big Brother Gov's Magical Taxation Show
Don't want no babies, We'll stab the old ladies
And Liberty goes ... (repeat)

I Will Not Vote for Another RINO

2009-10-28T05:49:00.000-07:00

From the classic country song by Tennessee Ernie Ford, "Sixteen Tons"

Sixteen Tons of Pork!*
A Paddy Whack©

We sent you all to Congress in the hope you would shine
You got there to Washington but didn't toe the line
We need you to keep our sovereignty
No more violence to our liberty

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Well, if you can't spend responsibly then step aside
Your RINO ways we cannot abide
Tax and spend, your conscience weak
Reform today or you'll lose your seat.

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Don't Want Cap & Trade and we Don't Want Healthcare
Those Socialist programs never go anywhere
We want tort reform, tax cuts for good
Won't you just do what you know you should?

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

If you want to stay in office then our voice you should hear
We don't want illegals to remain over here
We need the fence and to enforce the law
Ignoring that is the very last straw.

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Don't ya tell me brother that our party is good
Conservative ways you've misunderstood
And as for that bullet train: Obamacare
We say No Way! Listen, Don't You Dare!

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

With November comin' better think some more
We sent you in to watch over the store
Come election day our wrath will rise
We're tellin' you now we've had our fill of your lies

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

*Original from my book, updated here.

He Can't Hide His Lyin' Lies

2009-10-27T07:51:00.000-07:00

From the Eagles' Lyin' Eyes

Now he’ll crush dissent with just a smile
A new health plan
And we wont’ have to worry
At end of life we’ll all go out in style

Late in life his health care plan sounds phony
I guess rations for the sick must needs suffice
Hip replacements surely are expensive
And as we age it all goes up in price

He tells us we should pool our funds together
And caps will be on fees not tort reform
I think he needs to pray for sunny weather
Cause soon he’ll face a Patriot firestorm!

He can’t hide his lying lies
In a while we’ll be in demise
Thought by now he’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide his lying lies.

On the other hand at townhalls we are waiting
With fiery eyes and funds no one should steal
'We the People' aren’t for hire, nor ‘astroturfing’
‘Cause the anger that we feel is surely real

If they stop our call to arms we’ll fall together
Goodbye freedom! Liberty sent to exile!
I swear that we’ll be pushing back forever
Doesn’t matter what they say, they’re in denial

He can’t hide his lying lies
In a while we’ll be in demise
Thought by now he’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide his lying lies.

We lift up our voice; it is a strong one
We number more than stars up in the sky
Another fight, it’s gonna be a long one
Our Liberty! Not Debt!’s our battle cry.

I wonder how’d it ever get this crazy?
I think all our politicians must be fools
Were we inspired or did we just get lazy?
To give them all our trust to make the rules.

My, oh my, he sure knew that he would change things
He set us up so well, so carefully
It ain’t funny how much anger all this change brings?
We’re still the same free men we used to be

He can’t hide his lying lies
In a while we’ll be in demise
Thought by now he’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide his lying lies

(repeat & Fade)

My Etiquette Czar

2009-10-26T12:10:00.000-07:00

Walter Catlett: Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee (from Pinnochio)
A Paddy Whack©
My Etiquette Czar

My Etiquette Czar
Will tell you what is par
Some dulcet tones when you go to town
No shouting or any dressing down
Please heed what we say!
We all will rule the day!
It's great to be on the winning team
Obama-czars for me!

No giggles we say!
A sober man will sway
We all can hide 'neath our union thugs
We don't want anger, we all need hugs
My etiquette czar
Is my new commisar!
And don't you think our advice is free?
Obama-czars for me!

My Etiquette Czar
Tells you the repertoire
No matter that you seek Liberty
My Czars and Congress all work for me
Just stay where you are
And heed my Commie-Czar!
We soon will all have health care for free
A Single Plan for me!

What's angering you?
The things I say are true!
Don't question why we won't share your plan
It's silly! You're just a common man
My plan will conquer each dread disease!
And don't you know money grows on trees?
Hi! Silly! It's free!
Just give your cash to me!

Don't question my plan!
You're just a common man.
I fly around in old Air Force One
My royal reign here has just begun!
My teleprompter's a hired-gun!

And don't you know that I'm still The One!
Just listen to me!
Who cares for Liberty?

Don't Buy the Hype! Influenza!!

2009-10-24T13:37:00.000-07:00

"Don't Cry For Me Argentina" by Andrew Lloyd Webber

Mrs. Paddy Whack ©
Don't Buy the Hype Influenza

It won't be easy, you'll feel deranged
When they try to explain how you'll feel
And you'll still need the One to protect you from the flu
You won't believe it
All you will see is the hype on the Tube
All the channels you'll find all in line
Twenty-Four Seven it's true.

They had to let it happen, we have to Change!
Couldn't live all our lives and be real
Looking out for some crisis, saying, "Doubt not the One!"
But I choose freedom!

Rejecting the hype, watching everything brew
Obama impressed me not at all
I never expected him to.

[Chorus:]
Don't buy the hype Influenza
The truth is not ever told you
But if you listen
To newsmen raging
They'll talk of crisis
They'll be insistent

And your misfortune, and who to blame
They surely won't tell you the truth
Though it seems on the tube that it all transpired
They breed confusion
They are not the solutions they promised to be
The answer is here in your mind
They are surreal and only tell lies

Don't buy the hype Influenza
The truth is not ever told you
But if you listen
To newsmen raging
They'll talk of crisis
They'll be insistent

Is it all too much?
There's nothing more they can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is use your head to know
That Not One Word is True.

Obama & Mao

2009-10-21T03:45:00.000-07:00

There are so many references to Mao by Obama's closest advisors I just had to re-work this song from my book. Based on Elvira (Oak Ridge Boys)

Hear that Barry Whine?
That boy can sure enough make his little light shine
Chris gets a funny feelin',

The press has got no spine
They all think that B. Obama's fine!

They're singin'
Obama, Obama
Our world's on fire! Obama!

Live it up O-bama O-bama Mao Mao
Live it up O-bama O-bama Mao Mao
Hide your silver away!

Tonight we're gonna see him

On the Talk Show rounds again
And he's gonna cover for all the jerks he can, yes he can!
Although it is tough to swallow
His czars lift up Mao to follow
We shoulda listened to his old preacher man!

They're singin'
Obama, Obama
Our world's on fire!
Obama!

Hitch em up, Obama, Obama Mao Mao
Hitch em up, Obama, Obama Mao Mao
Hide your sliver away!

Obama Obama
Our World's On Fire
For Obama

Hitch em up, Obama, Obama Mao Mao
Hitch em up, Obama, Obama Mao Mao
Hide your sliver away!

Obama (Mao) Obama
Our World's On Fire
For Obama

(repeat and fade)

Well Can You Hear Us Now?

2009-10-19T13:44:00.000-07:00

Check out my Youtube for the Orlando Can You Hear Us Now? Rally.

Can You Hear Us Now?

2009-10-16T10:11:00.000-07:00

In honor of the Can You Hear Us Now? protests ongoing and slated for tomorrow. Please feel free to utilize this!

If They Could See Me Now (from Sweet Charity)

If You Can Hear us Now
A Paddy Whack©

Well Can You Hear us Now?
We’re here to make a point
We’re not a rent-a-mob, Our nose is out of joint
We’d like you all to come and report the news
We are not Astroturf, We’re speaking our views!
All I can say is Wow
Look out and do your Job
Today we landed,

POW
We’re here “the Angry Mob!”
Get the message! ?

Holy Cow!
We’ll never believe you
If you Cannot Hear Us Now!

If you Can’t Hear us Now
You are the king of spin!
Can’t you see your credibility is Thin?
We’d like to see you try to just state the facts
Instead of shoving one more knife in our backs
All I can say is

Wow!
Wait till the evening news
When every main stream gal and guy will state their views
What a Set-up!
Holy Cow!
We’ll never believe you
If you Cannot Hear us Now!

If You Can Hear Us Now
Report it on TV,
We need some fair and balanced news from ABC (NBC)
I wish just once I’d hear some anchor remark
That Our Tea Party Knocked it Out of the Park!
To think our Founders said
We need a Press so Free
That it is necessary to our Liberty
What a shame you cannot see
We’ll never believe you!
If you Cannot Hear us Now!

Welcome to the Nobel, Pal I Warn Ya

2009-10-12T08:05:00.000-07:00

From Hotel California by the Eagles

Welcome to the Nobel, Pal I Warn Ya!
A Paddy Whack©

On a dark rainy morning, TV news was bleak
I thought I might up-chuck, at the words I heard speak
Live from Oslo Norway, Nobel winners were named
My head was shaking and my mouth said ‘Oh’
I had to gasp, “This is Lame!”

There they stood on the boob tube
I felt my ears spilling smoke
And I was thinking to myself
This could be drama or this is a joke
Then they cut to the news feed
All the news was the same
There was laughter in the corridor
I thought I heard them say….

Welcome to the Nobel, Pal I warn ya
Such a phony prize
Such a phony guy
Plenty of loons got the Nobel Prize I warn ya
Leaders in disguise, don’t’ believe your eyes.

This all seems certainly twisted, he’s got a cadre of czars
And here’s the nitty-gritty, boys, he owns GM cars
How they dance in the White House, Nine-Eleven Forget!
Our soldiers remember, Peace is purchased with sweat!

So I called up a Google
Please list out the line
We’ve hardly had a worthy soul since nineteen seventy-nine
But will these choices of laureates mar the score?
Kofi Annan, Yassir Arafat?
Jimmy or Al Gore?

Welcome to the Nobel, Pal I warn ya!
You’ll see Barry’s Face
This is a disgrace!
They’re livin’ on hope at the Nobel. Pal I warn ya!
Such a nice surprise! Is his alibi

Cheerers set me reeling!
Olympic campaign: no dice!
And he said he will accept the prize,

Such a lovely surprise!
And the master Commander
Pins his promise on Hope
More appeasement is his silly guise
But I just feel ill, the dope!

Last thing, you’ll remember, he was

Gunning for the poor
We have to find the passage back
To the USA for sure!
Relax, said Obama
I have programs to deceive
You can picket any time you like
But you must change! Believe!

Nobel Prize for Peace? WTF???

2009-10-09T04:11:00.000-07:00

Picture from ThePatriotPost.us

Ok. The votes are in from the panel of 5 for the selection of the 2009 Nobel Laureate for Peace.

Pardon me while I throw up!!!

Barack Obama. mmm mmm mmmm

Well, he's in great company. Past laureates are Kofi Annan, Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, Yasir Arafat, and I wouldn't be surprised to see Ahmadinijad joining them next year.

So, why is it that this is supposed to be a prestigious award again? What exactly has BO done in the first 9 months of his usurpation of our White House to achieve such an honor? His name had to be submitted a mere two weeks after his inauguration! Wow.

And the reason given for his selection? Apparently he has 'reached out' to Muslims. Wow.

Be careful reaching out to them lest you bring back a bloody stump.

The world has gone mad. My head is about to explode, and I cannot help but think it is just another sign of the times. Isn't there something about the end times bringing forth a man that is heralded for bringing Peace to the nations? Wars and Rumors of Wars? Natural Disasters on the upswing? (Tsunamis? Volcanic Activity? Earthquakes? Famine?) People worshiping the Anti-Christ and calling him God?

If this ain't it, it's sure a great dress rehearsal.

Doctor, Doctor

2009-10-08T08:15:00.000-07:00

Doctor, Doctor

(John Moon Martin) I Got Bad Case of Lovin’ You

Whooaaaaa
Obama’s fight, Well what you bet?
It’s on my mind, health care’s a net!
He needs you to save the day
Ain’t it true? What you say?

Doctor, doctor, stand in my shoes
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues
No bill’s gonna cure what’s ill
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues

A bright-white coat, don’t make you look too smart
A single glance, buddy, play your part!
You think we’re stupes, a little bit high?
Obama, We all know you lie.

Doctor, doctor, stand in my shoes
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues
No bill’s gonna cure what’s ill
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues

We know you hype it, you hype it a lot!
Tell Me Obama, are you gonna stop?

You’ll take us down, The One cares Zip
Smiles like Judas, on his lip
Make his list, Knock that hood
Obamacare, is no damn good!

Doctor, doctor, stand in my shoes
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues
No bill’s gonna cure what’s ill
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues

Obama The Top Banana

2009-09-30T06:49:00.000-07:00

Copacabana (At the Copa)Words and Music by Barry Manilow, Bruce Sussman, and J. Feldman

A Paddy Whack©
Obama The Top Banana

His name was Barry Hussein Obama
This fellow travels everywhere and the press sucks up their share
He's in the Belt-Way, People are Ga-Ga
And all the folk think he's a star, But he's pushing us too far
Bail-outs and cars galore, This jerk just Takes some more
So what, he's young, but as we'll discover
He just asks for more!

That's Obama! (BO!), The Top Banana! (Banana!)
The hot despot north of Havana (here)
That's Obama! (BO!), The Top Banana!
No more compassion This Marxist's the fashion
That's Obama!...So tell me, Gov....

He thinks he's 'Eco,' Eats like a gourmand
He adds abortion to his fare, gives payola here and there
And when he's finished, it will be over
But 'eco' went a bit too far, Cap and Trade across the bar
And soon this bunch will rue, the taxes that are due
This stupid dud made a single dunk shot
But just who dunked who?

That's Obama (BO!), the Top Banana (Banana!)
The hot despot north of Havana (here)
That's Obama (BO!), the Top Banana
Marxist in fashion, Where is the compassion?
That's Obama...So save me, Gov!

('Bama the Top Banana)
('Bama the Top Banana) (Obama-Banana ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh 'Bama the Top Banana)
(Marxist 'compassion'...always the fashion)

His name's Obama, he was the POTUS
But that was 30 years ago, And we're still bankrupt you know
Now we all kow-tow, and read the state KOS
Still in the mess we have to share, but B.O.'s a trillionare
The U.S.A.'s flatline, I think we all were blind!
We lost our Freedom and that's not funny!
Yes, we lost our mind!

That's Obama (BO!), the Top Banana (Banana!)
The hot despot north of Havana (here)
That's Obama (BO!), the Top Banana
Marxist in fashion, Where is the compassion?
That's Obama...

Don't save me, Gov!
'Bama Don't save me Gov!

Obama the top Banana
Obama the top Banana

(repeat and fade until we become the Banana Republic he envisions)

We Won't Retreat!

2009-09-24T04:45:00.000-07:00

Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats
Original Songwriters: Tompkins, Chris; Kear, Josh;A

A Paddy Whack©
We Won't Retreat!

Right now we're planning Tea Parties
With a Gadsden Flag
And we're feeling Patriotic
Right now they're probably chugging down
A little KoolAid drink '
'cause the Libs are psychotic.
Right now Obama's right beside 'em with a cool trick,
Showin' off but he's a big Dumbo...
And don't he know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink!
We won't retreat!

Right now, they're probably up thinking some
Slap-Dash version to deny he's raising taxes
Right now, he's probably saying, "I won."
And we're all thinking that we need to grind our axes.
Right now, he's probably adding on 3 trillion worth!
But that Debt's a No Go!
Oh and he don't know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink!
We won't retreat!

We might just save a little freedom for the rest, Girl!'
Cause the next one that retreats
Oh, you know it won't be me!
No, not me!

'Cause he shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink!
We won't retreat!

Oh maybe next time he'll blink!
We won't retreat!
Oh, we won't retreat...
Oh oh oh...

A Debtor Nation Ruled by Czars

2009-09-23T06:48:00.000-07:00

From Swingin' on a Star by Burke/Van Huesen

A Debtor Nation Ruled by Czars

Would you like to bring on more Czars?
Barry goon teams! He’s such a Star!
Do you think that this is bizarre?
Or would you rather be a fool?

A fool thinks that Barry with his long funny ears
Can Fix up our nation, has no fear.
His brain is cloudy and his spine is limp
He’s just plain stupid, yes, he’s stuck on Wimp
And I will say, if you are Obama’s Tool
You just may be another Fool.

Or would you like to bring on a Czar?
Barry’s friends are simply bizarre
There were clues in Barry’s memoir
Or would you rather be a pig?

A pig is regular on Capitol Hill
They bring home the pork in every bill
With Senate voting to pass Cap & Trade
Our ‘Fundamental Change’ is almost made
But if you like all the taxes and our debt
I say you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

Or would you like to bring on a Czar?

Commies like Van Jones are the par
Browner and Sunstein are bizarre

Or would you rather be in debt?

A debt for our nation is just over the top
I wish they’d just listen! We Say: Stop!
With crushing debt and bail outs for the bank
I wish those pirates could just walk the plank
But if you think spending money will bring wealth
You're prob'ly in the tank for health

Surrender-monkeys aren’t in the zoo
In the Congress there’s quite a few
And if you think there’s nothing to do
It could get even more bizarre
A debtor nation ruled by Czars.

1-2 Million Taxpayer March on DC 9/12/09

2009-09-14T06:45:00.000-07:00

Wow! I had a tremendous experience at the March on Washington. Friends were delayed 2 hours trying to bring the Metro into the city, and I spoke to another couple that wound up taking a cab because the capitol police would not allow any more busses into the city.

I have never been prouder to be an American. Will try to post pix and video when I get home.

Can you hear us NOW???? Judging by the reporting, not so much. Washington Post estimated 'tens of thousands' ...but the capitol police estimated 1.5 MILLION on the DAY of the March! I was unable to see the end of the crowd in any direction. Great People. Great Americans all.